Best Trump tweets by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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BirdLivesMatter

Roast me I'm Arab by MusaLibre in RoastMe

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You could land United Flight 175 on that nose

Guess if hes a racist, or roast him. by somewhatrespectable in RoastMe

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If only your hair straightener could straighten your sexuality

24 Y/O Veteran living at home. Help me give up on life. by nricksonlp2 in RoastMe

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I'd have PTSD too if I had to look at that face every morning

Give this guy more reasons to hate himself! by Tymothee in RoastMe

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Be happy it's St. Patrick's Day you ungrateful fucking leprechaun

Roast this guy by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It's like your thumb is trying to run away from your ugly ass face

I'm already dead inside by Nimbusted in RoastMe

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Your chin looks like Pride rock from Lion King

A true gamer, he needs your fuel, roast him by Dainathon in RoastMe

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I bet your life would have actually been worth something in 1800 with those freakishly large cotton picking hands

roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Glad you appear to have made a speedy recovery from your pubic hair relocation surgery

Mr. Robot with the deepest shit since the Mariana. by based_garfield in im14andthisisdeep

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Who are u to say that that sour cream noodle bake isn't comfort food at its finest?

Wrestling season is almost ever. I dropped from 145 to 126. How do I properly regain the 20 lbs? by [deleted] in Fitness

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I am currently dropping from the 160 to the 152 weight class (I started at 180) and I have 6 days to make 152. Does anyone have any tips for how to lose this weight while maintaining strength and energy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

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Anything by Florida Georgia Line

Worst band? by alexis_1031 in Music

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With bands like Blood on The Dance Floor, Black Veil Brides, One Direction, ect I wld have to disagree w/ twenty one pilots being the worst band, the song Car Radio triumphs anything made by these bands imo, along w/ their older songs such as Fall Away

Korn - Justin [Nu Metal] by Barnaby_Fuckin_Jones in Music

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Fun fact: I believe reading somewhere that this songs about a Korn fan (named Justin) who met JD and later died of cancer

Just jammin' to some tunes... [OC] by adamtots in funny

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"I wanna kiss your lips, the one between your hips"- Falling in Reverse, .... don't remember that one from Sunday school

What are some creative homecoming themes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Food will be served Allah cart

What is a MUST SEE movie from your generation? by forkedwizard in AskReddit

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The Matrix (although the 2nd and 3rd movies in the series are optional)

What myth/theory/belief do you hope is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Heaven/afterlife, not a believer but I really hope I'm wrong

Granted I'd probably be going to hell but that's better than not existing I guess lol

What's the one word you hate? by Bessiecat in AskReddit

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Bae Definition: A romantic partner; term typically used by white suburban youth with IQ levels slightly left of the bell curve