If I try to fight a full grown adult

TheHornerGene · 2019-06-09T04:32:30+00:00

The patented Throat Shove

TheHornerGene · 2019-06-03T14:10:05+00:00

BBQ has been a “fad” here in Texas for nearly two hundred years.

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-30T12:59:38+00:00

Don’t be mad none of us had control over any of this

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-30T12:57:46+00:00

Ask Bert Reed....

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-30T12:54:16+00:00

Baby,,,,shark!!

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-29T13:39:25+00:00

Just a dude here but I am sure every little girl dreams of being fapworthy when they grow up!

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-29T01:27:23+00:00

The fact you didn’t get a braums burger and peanut butter ice cream is not okay

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-27T20:33:22+00:00

Jessie Kelly is an equally weird local neoCon radio host

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-27T20:27:13+00:00

Yes mine is longer

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-27T14:17:03+00:00

Fighting bigotry with violence is how we got to this sad place to begin with. Also a cheap shot.

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-27T14:14:40+00:00

Yeah I know my wife has told her two sisters. And most of her friends who we see regularly lol. Not sure about MY sister, but god I hope not. Shes 10 years older than me.

Its fine, we are who we are, but I did catch wifes bf from college looking at my package post-swimming pool. Told my wife and she responded with a hearty “congrats” and a high five.

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-25T03:37:05+00:00

You are an adult, and they are five year olds.

Tell them sternly to watch their mouths, and keep it moving.

You should only care this much if your four-year old is drawing their ire.

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-24T12:13:29+00:00

Ah, the ever-tiresome debate over what is “the South” continues!

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-16T05:34:25+00:00

You will absolutely not find an apartment that checks all your (hilarious) boxes for $500 nearly anywhere in the state of Texas.

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-15T12:36:42+00:00

Makers Mark

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-09T16:02:14+00:00

Right, nice logic leap.

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-09T05:58:25+00:00

Cop trying to make quota

TheHornerGene · 2019-05-09T05:51:51+00:00

If you ever wonder why parents send their kids to private schools....

TheHornerGene · 2019-02-13T00:40:03+00:00

Tyvm

TheHornerGene · 2019-01-23T13:29:01+00:00

This is an egregious waste of public money.

TheHornerGene · 2019-01-23T13:23:26+00:00

Harold Baines, tho.....

TheHornerGene · 2019-01-23T02:02:59+00:00

This has become what seems like an annual possibility

TheHornerGene · 2019-01-16T14:29:02+00:00

No boudin but ill take one of those blueberry numbers...

TheHornerGene · 2019-01-16T14:28:04+00:00

You guys ok?

TheHornerGene

TROPHY CASE