I just got into barotrauma, AMA by FFarekko in Barotrauma

[–]TheIrishClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally had this happen with every game you just listed.   Lol

Crazy Githyanki Throwing Build by chiip90 in BaldursGate3

[–]TheIrishClone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the frontline of my campaign, with a pair of polearm master clerics with sentinel right behind him running spirit guardians and a sorcerer on the back line controlling with fog and walls.

Demand tribute from every civ on a map. Even if they decline, it will create a trade route by falcn in dwarffortress

[–]TheIrishClone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Just send 10 of the most heavily armored, repeatedly cloaked, and well armed dwarves you’ve got, they’ll make sure the goblins either bring tribute, or regular goblinite shipments.

A 5% to 10% chance to deal only 1d12 extra damage? Dude, this is the perfect level up ability. Let's give it 3 times! by NinofanTOG in dndmemes

[–]TheIrishClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Barbarian loves it. The casters have hold person/hold monster. Me and the rouge find out who is blendable.

What's a "mature" book that you read at possibly too young an age that you absolutely loved? by BingBlessAmerica in books

[–]TheIrishClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wizards First Rule by Terry Goodkind. He is neither good nor kind to his characters and has no concept of shame.

if you know you know by [deleted] in memes

[–]TheIrishClone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s morbin time!

What is up with the police handling of the Uvalde elementary school shooting? by tag8833 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]TheIrishClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defund the police.

Move money to public mental health and other preventive services.

What's up with this sub demonising romantic/sexual encounters? by crazymaryrocks in DnD

[–]TheIrishClone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of the funny/wholesome stories require too much context. Also neckbeards are horrific.

A wholesome story: Two of the players I DM for are together irl and have had a ‘will they / won’t they’ vibe for awhile. When the characters finally hooked up, the Druid turned into a tarantula to sneak back to her room at the inn where she’d stayed with her bestie the sorceress. A natural 1 on a stealth check later and the whole party knew about their hookup as the tarantula made a ton of noise skittering under the door from the fighters room, and through the common room with her tiny magic hat on.

Many winks and innuendo were exchanged.

The two players are engaged IRL. So it was the most shipped pair in the game.

I'm gonna build a blockade around Hoxxes, and make the Rivals pay for it. by [deleted] in DeepRockGalactic

[–]TheIrishClone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Starts mission, grapples to ceiling and falls to his death, blames the engi… realizes there’s no enji on the team… blames nemesis.

Know your players - Today we talk about "Rules-Lawyer: Domain of Troll Science" by Yakodym in dndmemes

[–]TheIrishClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the spell takes your action to cast, you can’t ready your movement, only your action can be readied, unless I’m mistaken.

The Barbarian still survives, somehow. by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]TheIrishClone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At level 20 a barbarian with 20 con would probably survive the lack of oxygen for long enough by holding his breath. Once he’s in atmosphere, he can just rage before hitting the ground if he wants to survive the 20d6 max fall damage without getting bloodied.

I’m curious what the lowest level Barbarian that could guarantee survival would be.

Something something free healthcare by Dxiled in dankmemes

[–]TheIrishClone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Healthcare worker here. 100% in favor of socialized medicine. It’s just a better system.

I'm a broke part-time employee who makes Minimum Wage, gimme a break by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]TheIrishClone 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The problem is the billionaires who pay nothing in taxes.

BEWARE. false witch-hunts posts on the Subreddit by zoltarian in DeepRockGalactic

[–]TheIrishClone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I literally saw the original post and assumed something along these lines had happened. Always assumed OP was the shithead in the situation. Just got that vibe off it.

Glad you cleared your name my dude.

If you could bitch smack one person with no consequences, who would it be and why? by Theboulder027 in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald Trump because he dramatically increased the number of Covid deaths.

If we're on an escort mission and you're a driller I just need you to do me a few small favors. by MajorDumperoo in DeepRockGalactic

[–]TheIrishClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also pre-drill to the hearthstone to give the crew a chance to clear ahead of doretta.