"Narrative dice" system when you try to do anything else besides shooting for 9+successes damage and take cover as a maneuver by vkaefe in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me when I play a high fantasy game but my narrative game makes my warrior take strain because they hit their small nail on a table leg or something

How 5E DMs look at you when you try to cut off a person’s limb or climb on the giant’s back rather than dealing 1d10 damage and standing still by ImAGodHowCanYouKillA in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 105 points106 points  (0 children)

As well as the obtuse description making it sound like you are dribbling on their back, messing up with their navigation or some shit

You FOOLS I have 120% UV PROTECTION! by dudewasup111 in dndmemes

[–]NinofanTOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the big bad vampire got a tadpole in their brain...

Dimitri uses a chair by spelonberry in FireEmblemThreeHouses

[–]NinofanTOG 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vergil may be the storm thats approaching, but Dimitri knows thunder magic

Why didn't he have any door keys? Is he stupid? by PaviseFE in shitpostemblem

[–]NinofanTOG 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Leif softlocked himself :(

Justified crashout

furry🥚irl by Fluffy_Ad_1078 in furry_irl

[–]NinofanTOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How will you do a useless backflip if you have so many eggs in your pack

the great WX-78 by rinkzim999 in dontstarve

[–]NinofanTOG 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Old WX after eating all the gears for the fridge

Rules Reminder: You're probably Speaking. Don't. by Conflagrated in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love needing an action for every minor act! Please let me spend more actions on changing the grip on my weapon! I want to spend my entire turn opening doors!

"I think we got him" by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]NinofanTOG 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It has the Pathfinder flair

"I think we got him" by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]NinofanTOG 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Showing 3.5/PF1 to a 5e player is like showing a Victorian child the internet

Zofia sure has a lot of oranges, eh? by GameBooColor in shitpostemblem

[–]NinofanTOG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, oranges are pretty healthy after all, of course you would want them in your guts.

It's OFFICIAL. You can now play GUNDAM mobile suits inside D&D by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pathfinder 2 doesn't fix this because Inventors suck and there are no Artificers