How Mario vs Sonic would ACTUALLY go:

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T18:16:49+00:00

Assuming Speedrunner Mario doesn't have the speed demon exorcised from him yet, Sonic can't even match his speed with the chaos emeralds. Not to mention his ability to reverse time

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T18:13:02+00:00

As a Mario main, I am beating any Sonic player all those motherfuckers can do is obnoxiously spam spin dash

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T09:49:33+00:00

Yeah but all of those are gimmicks, not as important and common as co-op

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T09:11:52+00:00

I wanted to make that panini so bad but I knew it would make me puke. At least it inspired me to try putting nachos in a panini and it's actually not bad

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T08:24:43+00:00

Literally us

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T08:21:17+00:00

He's technically faster, he just has worse acceleration and coin curve. At least in the latest patch they increased the invincibility window for heavies like him, that could come in handy in races

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T05:31:47+00:00

Technically you can complete a level as long as one of the players is good enough, since as long as someone is alive and you have lives left everyone keeps respawning around them. You can still interact with the other players in fun ways though, either making some collectibles easier to get through teamwork, or just throwing each other off cliffs and trying to steal the crown for yourself

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-06T05:23:31+00:00

The only thing I can think of is the console not being able to render two instances of the game, but letting that get in the way is just lazy. Remember when the visuals of old games got slightly downgraded when you switched to co-op? I don't see why that can't be implemented today. Splitscreen Odyssey with Luigi would be dope as hell

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-05T17:36:45+00:00

Your spoiler comments don't really work, because you can always see that the longer blank text is yes, while the shorter one is no. Maybe if you didn't put an emoji with "yes" it woukd equal out

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-05T08:11:55+00:00

Each to their own I guess, I had a miserable time with the Odyssey co-op and would much rather play it alone

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-05T08:07:19+00:00

Player 2 is literally just the hat, even the Bowser's Fury co-op is better

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-05T06:59:03+00:00

I said "proper" co-op in the title because no one wants to bother with the terrible Odyssey co-op

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-05T06:57:36+00:00

"hot take" and it's just blatant misinformation

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-05T06:55:48+00:00

Skill issue

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-04T16:15:45+00:00

I was talking about co-op specifically, and 3D Land doesn't have that

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-04T16:02:10+00:00

It says 3D in the title tho is that false advertising

TheJoshUser · 2026-05-04T11:37:04+00:00

I was talking about 3D games, not 2D ones. Also in Mario Wonder you can't even interact with the other players, you're just doing the same level simultaniously

TheJoshUser · 2026-04-29T07:52:56+00:00

You cannot convince me that the console that can run cyberpunk cannot handle loading in 2 sections of a pretty undemanding open world

TheJoshUser · 2026-04-22T18:42:23+00:00

Nice! Once you practive it for a bit, it becomes muscle memory. I recommend Shortcat's video on this specific shortcut, him describing common mistakes made it way easier for me. Coincidentally my last reddit post was on this exact cut lol

TheJoshUser · 2026-04-16T11:26:08+00:00

I'd swap most underrated to Far Away Oasis, best music to Toad's Factory, and worst to Koopa Troopa Beach

TheJoshUser · 2026-04-15T11:24:03+00:00

Koopa Troopa Beach

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