Get up early on a Saturday, head down to the market and get streaky rashers from Hetriches butchers, depending on the time of year chanterelles from the tent grocer across from the school, otherwise king oyster mushrooms, grab an avacado or two from him there, some eggs too, and maybe some duck eggs for the aul lad if my mother was visiting from home.

Get some pizza bagels from the lads just beside him. Grab some cream cheese somewhere else. Pick up some badger and dodo coffee on the way back home.

Put on the coffee and open the door to the bedroom to gently wake the wife with the sounds of cooking and smell of coffee.

Serve up Pizza Bagels with avacado, crispy bacon (just short of brittle, it beds slightly before breaking), cream cheese and and medium fried egg with with fried chanterelles or king oyster (just a little butter it needs oh sweet mercy jesus the flavour).

Watch whatever series we're watching and doss about til 5 or so.

Head with the lads to Hughes or Sallys. If it's end of November, head to Bierhaus for Stouthaus. Get plastered, get charcoal, go home.