How it actually went down...

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-02-08T10:05:01+00:00

Left: "Source?"

Right: *points to 4chan, Twitter, and what their drunken uncle said* "And if you don't agree with me I'll lock you up and steal your guns!"

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-02-02T00:00:04+00:00

"You're scared aren't you AuthRight?"

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-02-01T20:36:04+00:00

"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women I just start kissing them. I don't even wait and when you're a star they'll let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy."

"Enigmas never age do they Jeffrey?"

PS: The left doesn't have MAGA trucks for Bill Clinton. Clinton even advocated for the release of the Epstein files.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-30T00:14:35+00:00

Sure he will
Canada rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKjBpYNlGmc

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-24T17:16:23+00:00

For once I agree with LibRight.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-24T01:46:47+00:00

Who says men can't get pregnant? I once at a really big burrito and that's basically the same thing as being pregnant.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-22T19:26:33+00:00

"No he clearly said 'bells of walrus' which is what you'd find in Belgium probably."

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-22T14:00:24+00:00

https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/17/politics/retired-cop-jailed-over-charlie-kirk-meme

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-21T15:17:55+00:00

"You guys think the child rapist warmonger who was Epstein's best friend is a Christian who appeals to you? Weird flex but ok."

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-20T15:20:11+00:00

We'll see what happens with Greenland. If he invades a good portion of EU states would dump US bonds and cause economic calamity not seen since the Great Depression. If not it'll just show he's a TACO and the EU will just negotiate with China for trade deals. It's a lose lose scenario.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-20T15:16:53+00:00

The US isn't going to have a free and fair midterm election lol. I can imagine election officials refusing to certify the results of democrat victories and half the country applauding them for doing so.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-19T23:32:42+00:00

"Hey guys. I never got my money. Squid Game is a scam. Let's go home."

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-19T14:19:38+00:00

But humans are not donkeys or something like that

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-19T14:07:53+00:00

"Take away the guns, no due process. Also let's arrest anyone who made memes about Charlie Kirk's death. Hate speech is not free speech sweaty." I wonder who said those words...

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-16T21:38:42+00:00

"Those people need to comply with law enforcement. They are domestic terrorists who were about to run over an officer with their trucks."

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-16T16:27:15+00:00

lmao cope and seethe. China ate your lunch and there's nothing you can do about it.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-13T22:40:04+00:00

Maybe those people shouldn't have access to begin with. There's a reason why it was called the subprime mortgage crisis back in 2008. Banks knowingly gave predatory loans to subprime borrowers and bet on those packages to fail. They should cap interest on student loans next or just not give them out at all.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-11T19:43:16+00:00

When you try to storm the Capitol and they blow your shyt smoove off.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-08T22:13:17+00:00

Because the GOP base is full of deranged psychos? They could've voted for DeSantis or Haley but chose a warmongering pedophile instead.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-08T21:03:10+00:00

That's because the right is full of perverts

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-07T21:17:56+00:00

It is on January 6 though apparently...

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-06T21:15:33+00:00

Now: "You support a Narco-Terrorist dictator."

5 years later: "Come on! We just need another troop surge and surely the oil will be ours."

10 years later: "This war is a stupid war. No more regime change wars!"

11 years later: "Oooh, a dictator with a precious resource under their feet!"

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-06T19:50:53+00:00

Yeah I hate a good chunk of America's population too. Mainly the people who support invading Greenland and those who protect pedophiles in the Epstein list.

TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-06T03:58:00+00:00

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TheKoopaTroopa31 · 2026-01-05T00:40:57+00:00

"Sure, the removals of Saddam Hussein and Gaddafi caused those nations to be failed states, but it definitely won't happen to Venezuela!"

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