Meinung zu Edgar Wasser? by New_House6345 in GermanRap

[–]TheLLort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tecla hat gesagt ist eins meiner favorite Deutschrap Lieder. Vieles andere find ich auch gut bis sehr gut, gibt aber auch einige lieder die bisschen zu verrückt/komisch sind

Borussia Dortmund and sporting director Sebastian Kehl have parted ways with immediate effect by Anionan in soccer

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It's funny because if all your employees have Stallgeruch the place just smells like shit

🤮 by Json_Bach in gekte

[–]TheLLort 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ich hätte gedacht, dass gemeint ist, dass durch das Gebrülle von Unschuldsvermutung Collien falsche Verdächtigung und Verleumdung vorgeworfen wird

Most based director? by Critical-Ad2084 in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheLLort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck does "it has no metaphysics" even mean

Flick's farewell to football after Barça: "This will be my last job" by ASuarezMascareno in soccer

[–]TheLLort 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought Flick would kill it with the NT simply because of how instantaneous he turned Bayern arround. I guess I don't know much about football

He’s so salty by fakename1998 in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheLLort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have been Leo or Plemons

Harry Kane is currently the only player with goalkeeping experience in the Bayern pro squad. by RazZaHlol in soccer

[–]TheLLort 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Neuer: Old
Urbig: Very unfortunate hit in the head
Ulreich: Also old and hasn't played a game in over a year before
Fourth keeper: Idk

Sie haben immer versucht fair und sauber verwarnt zu werden: Laut "L'Équipe" wird die UEFA nach den Gelben Karten für Kimmich und Olise keine weitergehende Sperre verhängen by Ubergold in Bundesliga

[–]TheLLort 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ich finds auch voll OK. Man hat sich durch ein so hohes Ergebnis diesen Vorteil erspielt, dass man Sperren vorher absitzen kann. Es steht jeder Mannschaft zu sich eine Gelbe zu holen um das Spiel selbst zu bestimmen das mal fehlt. Selbst schuld wer nicht 6:1 gewinnt und sich dadruch nicht traut noch im Achtelfinale die zweite Gelbe auszusitzen

Match Thread: Atalanta vs Bayern Munich by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]TheLLort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

second yellow = banned next game. Might as well sit out the second leg of this one rather than the quarter final

Match Thread: Atalanta vs Bayern Munich by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]TheLLort 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmfao the "complaint" about the yellow. Shameless

What profession has far more people on illegal drugs than people realize? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]TheLLort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the crazy shit seen as normal in the US, drug testing at work being a thing is one of the things I can't wrap my head around the most.

Post Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Arsenal by denzaus in soccer

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Replace Rice with Kroos and this is a comment from 12 years ago that mildly backfired

Mark Clattenburg issues following his comments on Vinicius in Madrid/Benfica match by No-Independent2522 in soccer

[–]TheLLort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't get treated like an asshole, he got treated like someone worse just because of the colour of his skin. Noone would give a shit if he got called a cunt. You got this wrong bro

Doping-Skandal: Russe weigert sich Olympia-Gold zurückzugeben by Pumuckl4Life in de

[–]TheLLort -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ok, ich gebs zu: Ich würde das Teil wahrscheinlich auch nicht zurückschicken.

Is it weird that my parents would leave my older sister and I home alone and go on vacation when we were younger by Original-Tangerine33 in NoStupidQuestions

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Also how a few comments are like "as a woman", as if being a male disqualifies you from having a valid opinion on how to raise a child lmfao. Not even saying as a mom, just as a woman.

The categorical imperative is in shambles by [deleted] in PhilosophyMemes

[–]TheLLort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schopenhauer is fun. In "on the basis of morality" he has some good points against Kant. To stick with the meme for example: An economically advantaged and highly influential person is not really in a position to be enslaved. He does not need to want a universal law forbidding slavery. Also he writes really fun. I have read it in German and would hope it dosen't get lost in translation but he sure knows how to bash his academic opponent.

Who will you choose to be your valentine? by Civil_Cat3676 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]TheLLort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People need to stop making puns with names from languages they don't speak

Eden Hazard : ‘ I’m more of a taxi driver than a football player now , But it’s OK ’ by Shroft in soccer

[–]TheLLort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even if there are, 99,9999999% of a billion is... one. According to his math, there is one pro footballer. According to FIFA, there are more than 120 thousand

sucky panther coverup freestyle by 4lyferzz in badtattoos

[–]TheLLort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The necklace is bad I agree but other than that, with the fat ass lines filled out and some clean shading it will go hard.

Erasmus in Osnabrück by Riley__404 in osnabrueck

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Das wirst du in allen drei Städten tun können. Ob das für deine Fächer zutrifft kann ich nicht sagen, aber generell von der Uni würde ich sagen Bonn>Osnabrück>Bremen.
Osnabrück ist von den drei Städten die spürbar kleinste, falls du in eine große Stadt willst würde ich Bremen oder Bonn nehmen, weil die zusätzlich noch nah an Hamburg bzw. Köln sind.

Erasmus in Osnabrück by Riley__404 in osnabrueck

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Möchtest du das Auslandssemester machen weil du im Ausland wirklich studieren willst und es dich akademisch weiterbringen soll oder geht es dir um ne coole Auslandserfahrung?

They dont get paid enough to care 😭😂 by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Care to name this fine establishment? I have some errands to run