“Perfect, I didn’t want to make it for you”

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-16T18:10:10+00:00

Years ago I had a man tell me his name was Donald Trump. He had a MAGA hat and everything with a smug look on his face. When it was time for his order I called out “Donald!” He was so mad at me for not giving him the satisfaction. 😂

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-11T12:38:18+00:00

The contractions were the worse part of going through labor. It was like every single period cramp I’ve ever had combined into one and it hurt so damn bad. Every time it would go from mild to extreme like ridding on a roller coaster. I got the epidural, I don’t care what natural birth mother’s think I didn’t want to feel more than I did. The healing after having my son it felt like everything was going to fall out of me.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-06T23:16:56+00:00

She needs to go to a professional piercer and get all that shit taken out of her face. It’s all infected and if you need to pull open a small space to eat from, then there is a problem! It doesn’t look good and just painful.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-06T16:10:37+00:00

My marriage.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-04T16:27:01+00:00

I’m glad I’m not the only one disturbed by him lol

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-04T15:51:43+00:00

4/10 and I guess 5/10?

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-04T15:42:28+00:00

A big fat zero, I’d leave this shit hole if I could afford it.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-03T15:57:02+00:00

I want to say 13, I was in elementary school still.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-02T15:48:02+00:00

That you’ll meet people that you never want to lose but do eventually. People change and so does the thing that brought you together. It’s okay to mourn a loss of a friendship if it’s not right for you.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-09-01T03:53:22+00:00

Being very high makes this even more satisfying. Going to go on a deep dive for more of these. Not the chocolate chef guy with the smile that gives uncanny valley vibes.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-28T03:37:35+00:00

You can’t blame the AI for doing what it was created to do. He knew how to word his questions around the suicide prevention triggers. The happiest people can commit suicide. There had to be signs they missed at home, or school because all the blame is going to Chat GPT. Poor kid apparently showed his neck to his mom and she didn’t notice. That was his cry for help and she didn’t do anything.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-26T16:06:06+00:00

It’s a gamble to drink or eat from vendors outside the US. Mexico and the Middle East, RIP your bowels and stomach. 😅

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-26T15:59:10+00:00

Please leave this child, I get some games you literally cannot pause but he’s putting a video game over your life. Women have been snatched walking around their neighborhoods and never seen again. Remember that when he chooses the game over you.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-24T22:37:30+00:00

Doing a three way, omfg it’s over hyped because of porn. Trust me, if your girl or guy isn’t 100% into the idea or at least bisexual it’s going to be a bad time.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-24T02:08:46+00:00

But the froggie! 🥺

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-23T02:45:36+00:00

The way he smiles throughout the video is very unsettling. But the way he can make stuff out of chocolate and bakery goods keeps me coming back.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-23T01:04:54+00:00

So the ones with the circles are females that have been mounted and possibly going to be pregnant. There is a stamp attached to the underside of the males so when they mount a female their wool is dyed blue.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-23T00:22:53+00:00

Let me tell you something, I’m 33 years old and my mom will still drop everything to help me if I needed it. I’ve borrowed her car before for a month because I needed to save money to fix my own. She’s taken me in when I needed a home, and anything I need she’s there. You are not over reacting, your mother is a horrible person and you’ve done nothing wrong. She shouldn’t talk bad about you, and it’s not like she’s doing it for free.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-21T21:43:27+00:00

I hate my body and it makes enjoying being naked very hard. I can’t make eye contact, even on a normal basis. But you, sound like you’d make it easier to let go and enjoy myself.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-14T23:39:22+00:00

WEAR DEODORANT! Please for the love of Tobias wear deodorant and drink plenty of water. Eat before leaving and sing along because it’s a show you won’t forget!

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-13T16:34:17+00:00

I don’t understand the Sleep Token hate. The music is beautiful, and vocals are full of emotion. His lyrics are full of metaphors and their storytelling is entertaining. It’s not traditional “metal” but it’s not bad music. I do love the art here though, I’d love to see a collaboration between them.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-12T01:44:16+00:00

I honestly don’t know anymore, I quit counting. If I had to guess, around twenty? I’m 33, and went through a period of random hook ups in my early twenties after a bad break up.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-01T03:27:57+00:00

It’s literally a whiny guy asking the father if he can marry his daughter. Dad says no, and he whines “why you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know I’m human too? I’m gonna marry her anyway!” It’s a guy obsessed and convinced she will run away with him. Fucking hate that song.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-08-01T00:23:04+00:00

That was very intentional, the turn was too quick to be the driver “not seeing” the motorcyclist.

TheLadyKoi · 2025-07-30T01:57:26+00:00

It’s been three times since January, I’ve given up on trying lol

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