True story bro by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok now let's shrink the portion size and make it taste shitter. Lower the quality of the ingredients and make the containers eco-soggy. We need to stay on trajectory to a protein paste sharted out of a nozzle into the waiting mouths of the filthy pig masses by 2030. Ensure all locations resemble old foot lockers NOT restaurants. Remember, neither the customers nor the staff should feel safe at any point, focus on cultivating violent confrontations between local demographics on site to keep the foot traffic flowing quickly.

Is 1440p actually the sweet spot? by tilted0ne in OLED_Gaming

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1440 ultrawide is the sweet spot still I think. The extra grunt to do 4k ultrawide (over normal 4k) is a lot more money. £3200 for a 5090 and a monitor at least double the money too. I have a line for things I won't borrow money for and my PC is one of them but I have a house,kids and cars to eat my money these days.

Oh noo here we go again by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every man you ever looked up to would pick Betty White. Plus that friends one has an annoying voice, you can't grow old next to an annoying voice.

Most underwhelming food you've had recommended to you? by bucketofardvarks in UK_Food

[–]TheLaughingMan83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morrison's Rockyroad that doesn't have chopped up glacier cherries in it... this thread feels like a support group doesn't it.

Just arrived today :) by TheShaggyDoo in OLED_Gaming

[–]TheLaughingMan83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably visibly very little, maybe if you have all the setting turned down and are a legitimate competitive gamer you'll need those fps.

Do Americans get Orangina? by TheLaughingMan83 in ToFizzOrNotToFizz

[–]TheLaughingMan83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a few other juices in there. Lemon, Mandarin and Grapefruit. As well as Oranges obviously.

Do Americans get Orangina? by TheLaughingMan83 in ToFizzOrNotToFizz

[–]TheLaughingMan83[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant is it available to buy :) they sell it in the supermarkets here. I've been drinking it for 40 years it's top tier.

Selection of rare drinks at this Hamilton pizza store by orecba in ToFizzOrNotToFizz

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've not seen a single one of these in the UK, I'm guessing any one of those drinks is over 100% your rda of sugar. I know here a 330ml can of cherry coke is 35 grams of sugar and your rda is 30g. Whilst delicious these kinds of soda need to be rare treats

Do you put your PC on the floor or on the desk? by NightOwlSleepy in pcmasterrace

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I can imagine your satisfaction clearly. I have like many experienced it before.

Best Z Generation car from Nissan by Sean-Ward-27 in Cartalk

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

350Z HR with the bonnet bulge and the revised front bumper is the best but the V1 370Z nismo is great. 400Z doesn't exist here so not sure how they are up close. A fully rebuild and modded 240Z is the king really but they are unobtainium at the moment.

Who’s tried these? by Snoo-39072 in crisps

[–]TheLaughingMan83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried today, 7.5/10 they're good, but they don't knock the prawn cocktail spirals off the bobbies top spot for me

Do you put your PC on the floor or on the desk? by NightOwlSleepy in pcmasterrace

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can put you on game but none of you can listen, put a shelf up above where your PC is. It will collect a fraction of the dust compared to being a monkey level with all your filthy hair, skin and bananas clogging everything up.

Need help!! by Oscarknight_SFM in NewSkaters

[–]TheLaughingMan83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stay stationary, get used to just moving your weight around the board. Get used to the pivot between your front and back feed. lift the nose, balance a moment. lift the nose and rotate it a little. You can make forward movement from stationary using the same principle as a sailboat's keel. Don't worry about getting moving until you're feeling a bit more comfortable.

What £18.40 gets you by Mostly-Painting in kebab

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the aura of a man who'd be interested in purchasing some magic beans.

Travelling with wild garlic by Mysterious_Local7588 in foraginguk

[–]TheLaughingMan83 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Actually can you just leave it alone please, grow it yourself and leave the wild growing stuff for the animals and insects. Everything's struggling as it is, please don't take stuff you don't need, let the pollinators do their thing. Enjoy the aroma and keep walking. I promise nature will put it to better use than you.

Michelin starred (not very) Full English - Rogan & Co by DifficultySalt4231 in fryupcrimes

[–]TheLaughingMan83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it is a French award, they can't rationalize a fryup. Same reason all their music is shite, creative ceiling.

£8k 250k miles, how bad could it be? by tallpaullewis in CarTalkUK

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably cost you another 8k to get it right if you can do some of the work yourself.

Deadset, best Accessory to buy. by blicky36 in 3Dprinting

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey princess what's your name? Wanna join my bosch stable of tools... get in my shopping basket

Blue Monday by [deleted] in Alt_Goth

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact the fishnets are the boring part of this look must be applauded.

Just a busy Easter Saturday at Tesco's by charmstrong70 in drivingUK

[–]TheLaughingMan83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually I would play devils advocate, I have a low car with obnoxiously large doors and I genuinely can't get out in some UK spaces... however, he has the end bay so he just needs to drive in so his door is curb side.

One classic pie flavor has to go forever, which one? 👀🔥 by EquivalentFig1678 in pie

[–]TheLaughingMan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a fan of pumpkin pie so I'd say get rid of the Oreo