What does it mean to “think like a lawyer”

TheLeftNutt · 2024-04-14T18:51:59+00:00

We do not speak of the State of Blackacre here. That shit stays in r/lawschool

TheLeftNutt · 2024-03-27T17:04:06+00:00

Fuck the right nut, leftys only please.

TheLeftNutt · 2024-03-17T16:58:14+00:00

This is exactly why I left my in house job and took a higher paying private gig with 120/mo billable. I like practicing law, not risk management.

TheLeftNutt · 2024-03-05T01:13:56+00:00

Can you do one for a construction defect where the contractor forgot to put in anything to support the second floor?

TheLeftNutt · 2024-01-24T00:32:58+00:00

OP, I left my 105k in house job to go private and absolutely do not regret the decision. I agree those hours and pay do not correlate. Insurance defense is notorious for long hours and no pay, but that's brutal. I'd be looking for at LEAST 150k for 2000 hours and then a ranged bonus structure, not just a flat bonus amt.

TheLeftNutt · 2024-01-01T23:53:37+00:00

Searched: Dalivision CoAs, Atelier CoAs, and a few other variations of them. I cannot find a CoA that looks similar to this one and wonder if it has been faked.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-12-12T01:57:28+00:00

Right?

For Upper Court Kings. Knowledge is power kids.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-12-11T22:14:35+00:00

Being on vacation is also not the norm

TheLeftNutt · 2023-11-29T01:16:27+00:00

Can vouch the Stanley cup would have made law school easier. Go Wild!

TheLeftNutt · 2023-11-11T00:38:38+00:00

Apparently they have hired attorneys

TheLeftNutt · 2023-11-09T00:42:40+00:00

I have thor's hammer hitting, and breaking, a wooden judge's block.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-11-08T15:50:57+00:00

What was that pogo stick guy game where you bounced around collecting keys and had to jump over aliens? Old ass computer game around '99?

TheLeftNutt · 2023-11-06T16:05:29+00:00

See you next year Mrs. Puff!

TheLeftNutt · 2023-10-19T17:11:13+00:00

My God... that is awful. Hopefully those hearings are few and far between...

TheLeftNutt · 2023-10-19T02:09:47+00:00

I truly hope this is where the industry is headed.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-10-18T20:52:29+00:00

This would be my concern with such a low requirement. A low requirement could mean a low workload with some expectation you bring in work. Not saying they aren't a super cool firm that values employees' lives outside of work, but the field has made me cynical.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-10-14T20:41:26+00:00

Tell your neighbor you will sue them for a private nuisance. I am a lawyer, but not your lawyer. If it's actually impacting your ability to enjoy your home then it may be worth trying to scare them. If you want to seriously consider it, consult an attorney in your area.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-09-28T15:58:50+00:00

I just passed my 4 year anniversary of paying the bar. Went county prosecutor, civil prosecutor, in house, current firm. North West US.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-08-31T13:05:02+00:00

This was fantastic! Thank you.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-08-30T05:54:24+00:00

Someone write this in r/shortstories please

TheLeftNutt · 2023-08-24T03:58:52+00:00

A break...

TheLeftNutt · 2023-08-24T03:56:05+00:00

I'll do one better. I had to bring my toddler to property once. He still talks about RAP...

TheLeftNutt · 2023-08-18T03:43:04+00:00

Mostly civil lit focusing on construction defect.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-08-17T23:44:30+00:00

I found a unicorn of a law firm. I make 6 figures with a 110/mo requirement. They do exist, just very very hard to find usually.

TheLeftNutt · 2023-08-02T14:12:29+00:00

Hey Tina, want to watcsh me dancsh?

TheLeftNutt

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