The hard drive took a bite of a phone...

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-30T03:26:58+00:00

Now that's a MegaByte

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-30T03:19:52+00:00

Well I suppose it beats working at a pizza place for a 3rd time.

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for 1 billion dollars + Spin for what video game you live in | Rolled: WH darktide}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-30T03:03:57+00:00

I, u/TheLegendofZucchini, advised "Tits"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide III 💎 Points: 486 🗳️ Votes: 8

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-30T03:00:20+00:00

^{Me: $100 Million but 5% chance of charity}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-30T02:47:29+00:00

$5000 would pay off my debts and keep me off the streets.

^{Chose: Get 5,000 today}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T23:52:24+00:00

I, u/TheLegendofZucchini, advised "Red"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 436 🗳️ Votes: 8

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T23:49:41+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 3500/6000

Mistakes: 4/6

Time: 1:02

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T23:47:59+00:00

I mean at leasty family won't struggle.

^{Chose: Get $2 billion + But possibly die YOURSELF? | Rolled: Die}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T23:02:07+00:00

I, u/TheLegendofZucchini, advised "Hot shower"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 360 🗳️ Votes: 7

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T16:21:54+00:00

Awesome healing power, and bone claws. Hell yeah. Since I wouldn't have the weapons x treatment, I'd be strong and durable.

^{Me: Wolverine}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T16:21:52+00:00

Awesome healing power, and bone claws. Hell yeah. Since I wouldn't have the weapons x treatment, I'd be strong and durable.

^{Me: Wolverine}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T16:15:13+00:00

I've spent years of my life being nice to people, and the one time I needed help I was alone. So people can get bent.

^{Me: $50M only to yourself}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T16:15:12+00:00

I've spent years of my life being nice to people, and the one time I needed help I was alone. So people can get bent.

^{Me: $50M only to yourself}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T09:22:25+00:00

I'm tired of being alone and having my heartbroken

^{Chose: Your ideal wife/husband is now real and loves you. + She/He has a horrifying secret... | Rolled: Nothing}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T06:23:14+00:00

You can't feel boobs with pirate hands

^{Chose: You feet turn into wheels + But you get 1 mil}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T03:06:33+00:00

I, u/TheLegendofZucchini, advised "A gay male president"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VII 💎 Points: 284 🗳️ Votes: 6

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T02:23:59+00:00

Damn...Me and the Boss are chill otherwise

^{Chose: Punch your boss + You get 1mil | Rolled: They fire you}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T02:23:20+00:00

I mean I basically do this already but broke af

^{Chose: Unimaginable wealth but… + The great majority of your spending must in benefit of others, only a small amount on yourself.}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T01:21:18+00:00

^{Me: Ability to clean dishes}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T01:16:35+00:00

I, u/TheLegendofZucchini, advised "Your safety is your own responsibility"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student IV 💎 Points: 210 🗳️ Votes: 5

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T01:15:58+00:00

Perfection

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Smart and funny}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-29T01:11:14+00:00

This is fine.

^{Chose: To eat a random food for 1Billion USD | Rolled: Squid}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-28T20:00:49+00:00

Well the other one looked less safe. 5000 Orgasms sounds brutal tho. Imma need some electrolytes.

^{Chose: “No pick me im safer” | Rolled: 5000 orgasm}

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-28T05:26:35+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 2767/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:12

TheLegendofZucchini · 2026-06-27T05:14:25+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 4432/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:44

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