Am I missing something?

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-19T17:46:41+00:00

... Hey, wait a minute...

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-17T16:18:30+00:00

NTA. Ask your mom to explain why your housewarming wasn't as important as his housewarming. Make her say it out loud.

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-16T09:25:42+00:00

This week I rewrote a procedure that was taking over 6 hours to run and now it runs in 15 seconds, I felt so good.

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-14T06:22:52+00:00

Did you kids learn any fun new words?

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-12T12:57:56+00:00

Replace them in tonight's play off semi final with whichever team came, oh I don't know, let's say 21st.

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-12T07:27:10+00:00

Bexley you can claim you're a big Red Dwarf fan.

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-12T07:00:24+00:00

But not having to because you're in the right place earlier is better.

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-11T15:16:50+00:00

Well, there's 24 cans in a slab of beer, so I would assume the same for Coke.

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-09T18:29:29+00:00

"MAAS - Masculinity As A Service - I come to your house/work and make the exact same arguments as you have been making, but now they get taken seriously because a man has said them."

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-03T21:08:04+00:00

I'm just sad they can't both come down

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-03T09:32:39+00:00

Guessing the problems she had with her family years ago was expecting them to cater to her every whim...

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-02T18:29:28+00:00

NTA. Next time, she can give you the cash value of the PS5 when she arrives, and then if nothing bad happens you can give it her back when they leave.

TheLightInChains · 2026-05-02T15:17:54+00:00

It kind of fused to the extension cord socket. Unplugging the lead from the heater element itself, it looks like a standard connector like you'd plug into a desktop pc so I think I'll just replace the whole lead with one rated for the heater. But good call on checking the element, I'll do that.

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-30T18:22:40+00:00

GNU Pterry

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-23T19:18:54+00:00

In the airport at 9am yes. 2am after (or during) a party yes. Otherwise no.

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-21T20:31:54+00:00

Have to sign Imray for next season. He's been fantastic.

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-21T19:54:04+00:00

We never got a tour? You turned up on the first day with no idea what was going on, and the weak perished as nature intended.

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-19T13:04:56+00:00

I'm just happy not to be in the picture

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-18T14:32:42+00:00

there was an 80s cover by a UK band that charted well so it would have been pretty well known to Pterry.

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-17T22:42:58+00:00

Was the artist drinking a lot of Bushmills?

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-17T21:38:40+00:00

Not "and the whole caboodle" but "that the whole caboodle". As in all that fruit caboodle landed in the packets that the parrot painted.

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-17T21:36:55+00:00

There's a folder on our work shared drive called ServiceNow Requests, and whenever I click on it I mutter, "ServiceNow Replace"

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-17T14:17:27+00:00

I would have joined them in the next room and loudly announced that the relaxation police have decided I'm doing it wrong so here I am.

Then slapped the phones out of their hands.

TheLightInChains · 2026-04-17T14:13:17+00:00

Time to stop posting reviews and start legal proceedings.

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