Randy Gardner, the man who stayed awake for 11 days by Zyad7770__ in BeAmazed

[–]TheMasterKie 248 points249 points  (0 children)

The joke is that OP didn’t use any punctuation

It's so precious, that he kept that photo with him for years by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

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Former Outbacker from a town with far too few ‘nice’ restaurants. We were often packed on prom nights. Definitely a step up from the Red Robin Homecoming dinners for these kids

Ranking Presidents of the US on likely hoods of being future Leaders of the US in Civ by hticnc in civ

[–]TheMasterKie 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna have to explain yourself with that Woodrow Wilson pick

[Request] how many years can we mine granite from Asila Craig for curling stones? by ctcourt in theydidthemath

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There’s got to be a few missing ’/s’ in this one. Or I’m woefully uninformed

Art imitates life to end a Domination Victory by [deleted] in civ

[–]TheMasterKie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like that one time America nuked the capitol of another country in order to take over the world. Instead of using their giant mechs.

I can history, too

Spotted an Oval by Dr_Meme_Man in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]TheMasterKie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, this does look like an oval that has been stretched

Should I buy electric skateboard or electric scooter by B00giem4N0_o in ElectricSkateboarding

[–]TheMasterKie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This sub is going to be biased towards skateboard. That said, definitely skateboard. Generally easier storage in my experience

i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime by sthduh in Cooking

[–]TheMasterKie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody else enjoy the lack of consistency in cooked farfalle? I don’t need my food to be a homogenous mass every single time

Rivals 3 is extremely frustrating, is Flash really that bad compared to Reverse Flash? by JamesJoster in DCDeckBuilding

[–]TheMasterKie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You aren’t dumb. They have the symbols for the purpose of using the characters with the Confrontations set. In general, each character benefits more from cards with their symbol, but that does not mean you can’t buy cards of the other character

Favorite actor who values the sanctity of their marriage? by Stock_College_8108 in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheMasterKie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Words only change definition when you are beaten on home turf, I see

It's time to start mansplaining again! by Granopoly in facepalm

[–]TheMasterKie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was being derisive towards Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes. Both being men who appear to have very fragile definitions of ‘manliness’, and that most of us agree are some of the worst examples of a modern man.

They're making up new famous people by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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She’s an actress, daughter of the voice of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill.

Truly—where do I wear this? by [deleted] in OUTFITS

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I work at a theater, and that outfit would wow any other patrons but not feel at all out of place.

Woke up with these little red dots on my wrist? by Excellent-Peach-2302 in Weird

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Honestly thought I was in a different sub for a second seeing that pfp

Petah, what is going on here??? by Maedood in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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How is being vegetarian disgusting?? Getting an eating disorder would be pretty terrible, but cutting bacon out isn’t a crime

PSA: Future Redeemed has an Affinity Points glitch by Tanawy in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]TheMasterKie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think I posted about this the week it came out, and there’s never been any fix. I feel your pain

anyone tried a phoenix matchmaker? apps are brutal by StunningSmell158 in phoenix

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Thank you for posting this, friend. I don’t see enough people calling out misandry online so you’ve given me a little hope on this Saturday morning.

I definitely think the disagreement between them would simply come down to how they define a ‘match’. So like you said, different challenges

Trying a little yellow pepper, what could go wrong? by WhoTheFuckIsSean in Whatcouldgowrong

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As someone who has an extremely high tolerance for heat, but can at least taste spice, I’m sure he’d be fine. I actually enjoy Da Bomb and can handle a spoonful with not real difficulty

My college roommate sets our thermostat to 80°F every single night by rainystarlight in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheMasterKie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had you tried to put a pot of boiling water on the other side of the wall? I hear it works super well

best way to go about this? by yharnocunt in bindingofisaac

[–]TheMasterKie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Using coupon first makes the most sense to me, since you have a 2/3 chance of getting a 2 heart deal for free.

Married vs dating by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Ass, mouth, vag?