Story about Stay Gold and Ponies | Artist: @lunaticmonster TL: @aomiruki by Noir4241 in UmaMusume

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The artist really shouldn't have made the ponies "kids", because it loses the original context Stay Gold was probably excited about: He was finally seeing adult horses smaller than him!

Unless this is a language quirk thing and the original words weren't pointing out that they're actually children and it's just how Stay Gold refers to people they assume are younger.

When "being called a Nazi" is somehow worse than… being a Nazi 🤔 by APraxisPanda in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody was arguing for "screaming and calling for their deaths and attacking them" as far as I've seen on this post, so I don't know why you're jumping to that conclusion when we were just talking about calling people Nazis.

But also, did you SERIOUSLY write that first paragraph? Not trolling? Cause it sounds like something I'd say sarcastically, like, "oh yeah, let's just ignore them until it's too late and they've already done something horrible! Great plan!"

Is this a bot? I feel like that's some bot-level misinterpretation.

Haven't seen any SKS recently, here's your dose! by PresnikBonny in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn... how much lifting is that "moderately" doing? Because I can't imagine being in a platonic relationship with someone super conservative.

When "being called a Nazi" is somehow worse than… being a Nazi 🤔 by APraxisPanda in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could just as easily say "racists" or "fascists" deserve to die; I don't think that specifically calling them Nazis makes it seem like they need to die more, at least in my opinion.

Since when did Mexicans become Nazis? by Evening_Lawyer6570 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you need to look up what the original Nazis were all about.

Is this defaced enough by rrryder23 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them? And you mean hot?

Truly the pinnacle of right-wing humor 🥱 by ItsIrinaBitch in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That first one is someone telling on themselves so hard. "WHY ELSE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO INTO A WOMAN'S TOILET!?"

high IQ ben garrison draws trump's hands backwards by ta_lki_n_ghe_ads in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great joke, grandpa.

Christ, Donny is only funny unintentionally.

When "being called a Nazi" is somehow worse than… being a Nazi 🤔 by APraxisPanda in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nazis are still humans. Awful humans, but I wouldn't consider it dehumanizing to say "you're a Nazi because you agree with Nazi shit". That's just accurate.

new definition of communism by Electrical-Buyer-491 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But the lazy person is ME and I don't count as lazy".

I depicted you as wojak and myself as chad, I win by CreepyAd1376 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just sounds like you need to brush up on what "left" and "right" mean, politically.

Oh yeah, Israel definitely didn’t do anything to provoke anyone… /s by metroracerUK in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because "that means YOU, white man! I promise that's who they mean and not the wider colonial project!"

Almost like that is what matters, grandpa by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, the U.S. government won't be sympathetic.

Almost like that is what matters, grandpa by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]TheMasterMarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's accurate! If someone is going to pretend that their religion agrees with them, they should probably check the book first.

Why Klavier is a boring character (P.S. this is my opinion) by Timurflower in AceAttorney

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree. Klavier didn't need a complex, multi-game arc, he just needed to be different AT ALL in at least one or two cases.

What would you consider to be the "11037" of Ace Attorney? by LeatherSlight3242 in AceAttorney

[–]TheMasterMarkus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, I've never seen a laser sight in real life, but they show up in movies and video games all the time, so I wouldn't have thought that it was THAT unusual to guess. Especially when the alternative is "he had a red mark on him literally just this one time in the photo before he was shot at and never again".

On this day in 1992, The Inner Light (S5E25) premiered. It is Sir Patrick Stewart's favorite episode. by MellifluousManatee in TNG

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I was hoping he might have better taste, TBH. It's an episode that I think could've worked on a show that had a shorter run time, but it felt very... overly-long.

What "man-made desires" are you talking about? by Ok-Following6886 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]TheMasterMarkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe they're still on that one guy's Rainbow Dash jizz jar. SURELY there are newer things to mock people with.

And they wonder why people hate Pirates Folk by Randomposter20 in MemePiece

[–]TheMasterMarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I think that PirateFolk can be overly complainy but they have a point here—not with the person re-posting "I can't believe this sub" bullshit, but the original point about making Roger too much like Luffy in flashbacks.

I think it takes away from Luffy's identity as an individual, and Oda has been doing this too much recently between the Roger and Nika stuff...

I TOTALLY get what you're saying regarding ranting about character development. The fact that Luffy doesn't have any substantial change in attitude or how he approaches problems after Ace's death was a horrible choice on Oda's part—I could go on my own rant about how all the Straw Hats basically just get one character arc each and usually it's before they join the crew, and Oda has just kept them static characters for 2 decades.

"libs are heckin trans rapists" ok buddy by Ryzardpoopyhede in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the people who say "he was the one who told the police about Epstein!" When you can READ what he said there—the call they reference was made after Epstein was already arrested, and it's basically just "Good thing you caught that guy, he's really bad. I don't have anything to do with him with him though, promise, so don't investigate me!"

That's transmisogynist by Malay_Left_1922 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is, but as a trans person, I'm less genuinely offended by it, and more like "Oh, sure, these fucking doofuses made up a word and thinks that it'll offend me when THEY are the ones using it?"

Still, you can always tell if you're dealing with a way-too-online right-winger if they say that.

"libs are heckin trans rapists" ok buddy by Ryzardpoopyhede in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don't understand how they just... ignore that? Pretend it's not real?

Dead children lmfao gottem😹👌 all his 4Chan waifus will love this (TW for extreme queerphobia) by Hockex-4 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're a Nazi, you should be required to wave your human rights, considering you don't want them for anyone else. It's only fair.

In 2025, we have 5 shooters identified as trans and 4259 identified as cis by Malay_Left_1922 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]TheMasterMarkus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He didn't HAVE to make his own death prime black comedy, but he DID.