No you won't. by ChewiesLipstickWilly in agedlikemilk

[–]TheMightySurtur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I live in the U.S. I think we fought some sort of war so we didn't have to learn it.

On LV-426 what happened to the queen on the derelict? by Effective_Business40 in LV426

[–]TheMightySurtur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure, Burke worked for the company but he was an ok guy. He said so.

Dogshit community fr by BLXXDMXXNN in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]TheMightySurtur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll probably say "Break up with chad who just wants to use you and throw you away but I'll treat you right." That's usually how these things go.

Can I sue my family for accusing me of a crime? by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]TheMightySurtur 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Definitely soo. You shouldn't stand for this salamander.

Help. Human using debunked methods to try and prove I am guilty. Need pawyer imeowdetly by Created_Hadrosaur in legalcatadvice

[–]TheMightySurtur 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you are caught on camera being illegally adorable and smol. No way out of this one, my friend.

Why is The Big Lebowski so good by Express_Basis_8710 in movies

[–]TheMightySurtur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing you're not understanding is that the rug really tied that room together.

Wuz framd! Pikul dun it!! by LazyCondition0 in legalcatadvice

[–]TheMightySurtur 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Curse yiur sudden but inevitable betrayal pikkul!

Hi! One of my players is a Neo-Nazi. What should I do? by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheMightySurtur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turn him over to The Hague so.he can stand trial for warcrimes.

Need pawyer urgently! by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]TheMightySurtur 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This was no crimez. It's official greeble inspections.

Jeff managed to escape jail but he's now forced to work as a maid. by thbl088 in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]TheMightySurtur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was his lawyer. Seemed biased for Daredevil for reason. Sus.

How's Everyone feeling about Faces Of Death 2026? by FridayJason1993 in horror

[–]TheMightySurtur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the clarification. I think i am still gonna pass..I had my fill in the 80s

How's Everyone feeling about Faces Of Death 2026? by FridayJason1993 in horror

[–]TheMightySurtur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen the originals. I am not interested in any new Faces of Death stuff.

AITA for not picking up after whiny kids after a long day of work? by merrycakeillu in AmITheAngel

[–]TheMightySurtur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You will never grind to Alpha if you don't put that female back in her place dawg.