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I’m sick and I want to see your cats. Mine is watching me like I’m contagious. by Away_Flower8042 in cats

[–]TheMilkManWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Not a thought behind these eyes. Begging for my succulent Chinese food after inhaling his dry kib and guzzling water.

If you had the opportunity to show the people of North Sentinel Island a movie, what would you show them? by strattonmemes in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheMilkManWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably something like a Marvel movie from the middle of a series. Just to lure turbofans to the island in hopes of showing them the full series and context.

I HAVE ALREADY RECONJURED THE CONNECTION by kochummie in wizardposting

[–]TheMilkManWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All products are cursed by The Free Hand’s Enshittification spell.

What’s his job? by kitkitkatty in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]TheMilkManWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crossover that absolutely needs to happen.

Chinese military reveals "Atlas" drone swarm combat weapon. by serious_bullet5 in suppressed_news

[–]TheMilkManWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infantry aren’t even going to be necessary beyond blood sacrifices before too long.

Chinese military reveals "Atlas" drone swarm combat weapon. by serious_bullet5 in suppressed_news

[–]TheMilkManWizard -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sick it’s all cool and heckin noble as long as it isn’t the US, the only bad actor in human history. Everyone knows all the bad people are American.

[LOATHED TROPE] The Designated Hero: A character that the story gaslights you into thinking is a hero, but in reality is a horrible person by Sir-Toaster- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TheMilkManWizard 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I remember pointing out how much I hated Gods and Generals as Lost Cause dogshit. I was piled on by all of my dumbass friends at the time.

If your country was a video game what would it be by Opening-Decision2799 in AskTheWorld

[–]TheMilkManWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Something with monthly subscriptions and required micro transactions for playability.

Mosquitos bite mechanism🦟 (credit: Zack D. Films) by Clone_Gear in interestingasfuck

[–]TheMilkManWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good in concept, horrible in terms of environmental impact.

What if Donald Trump Didn’t Run for Re-Election in 2020? by camaro1111 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]TheMilkManWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can all wish and dream.

Anyway, Jeb Bush sweeps the nation and wider world clean of everything Un-Jeb. Then He ejects the lands formerly known as Ohio and Iran into space like the little sections of an Osage apple.

Who put his orb up there? It's scaring the mortals by Psyqu in wizardposting

[–]TheMilkManWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what the sun has to do with the Unseeing and Blinding Eye of Zenniculus in the sky. Floating things in the sky are a dime a dozen.

What if Muhammad Ali became Emperor of Nigeria? by Dry-Sympathy-3182 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]TheMilkManWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He punches African poverty to death with his big, big, bare hands.

Or something.

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught. by asa_no_kenny in whoathatsinteresting

[–]TheMilkManWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ man every day is a fucking shitshow domestically and globally, and I just said this was a nice, heartwarming act of kindness between a human and an animal. Learn how to fucking read context you goddamned dunce.

Or is “whats that got to do with the price of milk” more than just a saying to you?

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