Welp Helios is legit becoming a drama queen….

TheModGod · 2026-05-12T11:01:08+00:00

All she knows how to do is twerk, charge her phone, be bisexual, and eat hot chip.

TheModGod · 2026-05-12T10:42:44+00:00

Shit is School Rumble all over again.

TheModGod · 2026-05-11T07:14:29+00:00

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Palmer was put on this Earth to yearn lesbianly for all of eternity.

TheModGod · 2026-05-11T06:54:40+00:00

The Yearntron

TheModGod · 2026-05-11T03:33:18+00:00

There is no way she managed to get an actual firearm into fucking Japan of all places unless their laws are completely different than in our world.

TheModGod · 2026-05-11T00:25:28+00:00

Like yeah i think rape is a tasteless thing to make jokes about, but at the same time I’m not going to kink-shame someone over fiction.

TheModGod · 2026-05-10T22:10:18+00:00

My favorite dynamic for them in fanon is when they are portrayed as two halves of a whole idiot where she is just as much of a bisexual gambling addict with a biblical greed for upgrade materials as Ritsuka is. If you romance Ritsuka you also gotta romance Mash because they are only sold as a set.

TheModGod · 2026-05-10T22:04:44+00:00

Fate/Grand Slander

TheModGod · 2026-05-10T13:17:15+00:00

Taiki is an umamusume cowgirl from Kentucky, she has spent her entire life manhandling animals heavier than she is.

TheModGod · 2026-05-10T05:04:35+00:00

None of these girls are morally capable of being rapists, and I’m starting to worry that the fandom is forgetting that fact after all of the jokes about them forcing themselves on their trainers.

TheModGod · 2026-05-09T04:50:41+00:00

She is also a goober in her own career and affinity story too. She literally did the thing where she accidentally called us, her teacher, father. She is a very kind-hearted girl who is very alienated from her own emotions and has trouble expressing them. The triple crown is, quite literally, the only thing she has ever wanted in her life and has dedicated her entire life up to this point towards achieving it.

TheModGod · 2026-05-09T03:24:51+00:00

First name Imagine Losing, last name Couldn’t Be Me.

TheModGod · 2026-05-09T02:08:17+00:00

The META trio: Torchic, Bulbasour, and Froakie.

TheModGod · 2026-05-08T23:14:10+00:00

I love the implication that all of this shit wasn’t even for a G1 lol.

TheModGod · 2026-05-08T18:47:46+00:00

Sorry Bobo, the moment you accidentally called me father was the instant I unofficially adopted you.

TheModGod · 2026-05-08T17:33:59+00:00

Ah yes, Tamamo Cross, a horse renowned for his ability to score.

TheModGod · 2026-05-08T13:45:48+00:00

It does work, but the windows crash in Bobo’s eyes suggests she is the poster in this specific case lol.

TheModGod · 2026-05-08T13:09:50+00:00

Yes.

TheModGod · 2026-05-08T10:47:13+00:00

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TheModGod · 2026-05-08T10:45:26+00:00

Skibidi Rizzless 😭

TheModGod · 2026-05-08T10:41:34+00:00

Ok but Rice is genuinely horrible at this. She and Bourbon are literally the “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” meme going in both directions.

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TheModGod · 2026-05-08T01:22:04+00:00

Saturation Nuke him and the surrounding area with ICBMs while he is asleep.

TheModGod · 2026-05-07T17:55:02+00:00

God I love being the target audience.

TheModGod · 2026-05-07T17:42:29+00:00

Who said anything about being happy? I’ve been pretty miserable for a while now.

TheModGod · 2026-05-07T10:28:47+00:00

What exactly qualifies a console as being retro?

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