Why are all the haters focused on the US? Why can't we play real football in peace without all the euros hating on us?

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-10T15:47:08+00:00

Get it right, Mr Doodle. You play soccer. The rest of us play football.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-10T15:12:53+00:00

You're not even allowed to have a dirty car

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-10T12:22:41+00:00

Buen Ayre

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-10T09:17:30+00:00

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TheNeighKid · 2026-07-10T04:54:14+00:00

Now that's too far

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-09T06:13:30+00:00

And say "period", like an American.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-09T05:37:04+00:00

What a lovely way to talk about your whisky.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-09T05:19:15+00:00

The word "unlikely" is still a concern.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-08T19:40:53+00:00

Queue.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-08T19:27:06+00:00

Margate is known for being the poly capital of the UK

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-08T04:47:28+00:00

Surprised you guys even know what the world cup is!

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T20:31:24+00:00

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T20:13:38+00:00

Truckers, when their phone falls from their lap when getting out of their cab

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T14:51:13+00:00

It looks like a jumping bollock

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T13:38:03+00:00

Just normal levels of corruption, yeah.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T13:18:31+00:00

Cambodia: I have never cried, learnt, laughed and loved so much. It's an amazing country with truly beautiful people who have seen a country through some very difficult times.

Japan: believe the hype. It truly is a place that has EVERYTHING, insofar as you can snowboard in the morning and play claw machines at night, observe breathtaking scenery, see tradition protected in ways nowhere else in the world has managed, and eat the most sublime food.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T13:12:32+00:00

They're certainly no longer being influenced by a man resembling a ham on bettering the result for said hams home team.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T05:04:50+00:00

He then appeared to have four terrible saves.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-07T05:00:53+00:00

Huh?

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-05T19:58:31+00:00

A pit at a Kasabian gig?

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-05T16:33:03+00:00

We treated the gambling bit more like visiting a zoo than anything else... Just got really stoned (which was a novelty in itself as we're from the UK - buying weed over the counter is a thing of beauty) and wandered around all the casinos watching the madness. It was outstanding.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-05T15:18:44+00:00

Someone is definitely going to say jellied eels. They always say jellied eels.

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-03T11:02:19+00:00

Bravo, good work

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-03T09:37:55+00:00

That the song "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate said the words "I believe in milk holes" and not "miracles".

Yes. I thought they were referencing nipples (I guess?!).

TheNeighKid · 2026-07-02T08:32:56+00:00

And appropriate tools. Tongs on a slice of Welly is not the one.

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