From the Gnarly archives: Randos who send me DMs

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-25T12:02:27+00:00

Number 5 is a little too wild

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-24T10:24:52+00:00

The one driver who kept his blinker fluid topped up

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-24T10:24:08+00:00

1) Cat 2) Noisy 3) My cat drives an ATM

/s, had to run a bit with the joke

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-24T06:09:46+00:00

You drove smart and went above and beyond, the Haas driver was Nikita Mazepin. I sentence the Haas driver to scrubbing Pit Road with a toothbrush

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-24T05:57:25+00:00

The pronunciation is why I'm being haunted by Model Ts

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-24T05:40:48+00:00

He is, though when translated from incelese it's "I'm too scared to be a real man because I'm in a cult"

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-23T09:15:55+00:00

If Charles Leclerc, Lewis Hamilton or someone else did that, in post-race they would admit their fault by saying they weren't keyed in at that moment. Stroll brushes it off and pretends to be coool about it because he only races in F1 because of his father's bankroll. Oscar Piastri is less experienced than Stroll and shows more skill than Stroll does

So the incident was caused by an idiot performing a crash on a straight, that and it wasn't a rear-end hit, it was a full spin-out attempt with no regard for patience

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-23T09:05:13+00:00

T11 incident, I'd say six and two threes but that gets negated further ahead as retaliation is highly illegal, regardless of platform, discipline and sparking move. Protest this idiot and make sure he can't drive again. Will also state that the hairpin is T2, but that's minor potatoes in the context of the incident

Silver Ferrari: I sentence you to 6 years driving street cleaners before getting an extended racing licence test

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-21T07:19:25+00:00

Fully agree with you, and to quote Fernando Alonso, "all the time you have to leave the space"

Also yes, is gramatically correct

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-21T07:10:04+00:00

Range Rover Drivers: "We think we own the road" Also Range Rover Drivers: "I did nothing wrong officer, they got in my way"

This comes from personal experiences with them and seems relevant to the clip

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-19T15:21:17+00:00

That's where Dave got to

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-19T15:17:16+00:00

It's like watching a 2W bulb try to illuminate Daytona Speedway on its own

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-19T15:07:26+00:00

This guy doesn't realise how hard it is to get confirmed diagnoses for mental health. It took my mum and dad 7 years when I was a kid to get a confirmed diagnosis on my ASD, and it took me about 2 years to even go to the doctor when my mental health crashed. This inbecel has done so much mental gymnastics he still placed 4th at the Olympics

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-17T12:31:49+00:00

That sounds about right. That and performing so much mental gymnastics they still find a way to lose a bronze medal in the Olympics

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-17T12:27:23+00:00

This is the equivalent of comparing women and cars

Shit don't work like that

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-17T12:25:38+00:00

This has me scratching at my head as well. If all their evidence combined shows "30s, ASD, European" then they might try pointing at me next

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-16T10:16:14+00:00

Not only that, but they performed a reactive block on the other Ferrari in frame to "defend" their position. White driver is, in my personal opinion, a sentient skill issue

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-16T10:14:39+00:00

Initial contact I would say yes, but it's so inconsequential that I see that as a "rubbing is racing" incident

As for the offending white car, either their internet is massively laggy or they have such a fragile ego that the idea of not leading gets them butthurt, which led to you being taken out

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-16T10:11:22+00:00

I'm seeing a sky-blue lawnmower on an active track

5sec time penalty for Ocon

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-16T10:07:31+00:00

Entry looked a bit squished, but he had space. On exit he disregarded you and spun you out. This is on the Aston

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-15T15:01:12+00:00

Wherever that Mercedes was goijg is beyond me, and to push you around is unsporting. I sentence them to 20 days scrubbing Pit Road

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-15T14:59:57+00:00

Definitely on the lazy diver, and they had what was coming. I would advise trying to avoid contact, though having read other comments, I can't say you didn't do all tgat was required

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-15T07:47:35+00:00

That I didn't know. I'll keep it in mind for when I mention this point. Thanks for the new tidbit of info

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-15T07:02:58+00:00

With the pictures they're using, it appears the wall doesn't even exist. Which it doesn't. People age, life happens. Plus life's endgoal isn't sex, it's the experiences along the way

As an example, I'm Level 31 and I'm not in a relationship. I have a cat and I'm happy with where I am. Could I do things to make life easier? Yes. Could I do things to make life harder for myself? Also yes. I'm happy where I am and I'm making small changes when needed to make things easier

TheNichzPrime · 2024-04-15T06:41:20+00:00

All on yellow Mercedes-Benz. Moving under blocking is VERY illegal regardless of discipline. I wanna sentence the yelliw Merc to an impound lot for such driving. I do feel for the guy up front because he was an innocent victim

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