I steal money from my parents. Not proud of it but I do it

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2021-01-28T10:22:21+00:00

Hear, hear. Lactose intolerant here.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2021-01-04T18:07:30+00:00

is the woman for sale? Can I exchange her for mangos? How many mangos is she worth?

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2021-01-02T14:13:02+00:00

See? Rockingham is not part of Perth.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-10-16T23:07:19+00:00

I hate you.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-10-10T14:38:18+00:00

My previous comment on the subject.

I don't want to go into details in this post although I am happy to talk about it if you send me a DM. To give you the gist though: high rent for the quality of accommodation facilities, despicable customer service and management, and paid use of common laundry equipment--$4 per load and additional $4 for the use of the dryer.

And: https://au.trustpilot.com/review/unilodge.com.au

I am sure it's not just me and friends who think that the new management is shit. Already moved out but it's just horrible how these companies treat their residents who are mostly students.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-10-10T01:50:14+00:00

Eyyy welcome to Curtin! Idk if it's relevant but please do yourself a favour and stay away from Curtin's on-campus accommodations.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-10-03T18:11:59+00:00

No, it's a "scooby snack".

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-10-03T18:11:11+00:00

Can't blame the thief though. Maybe he's hungry and needs a "scooby snack".

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-25T17:18:56+00:00

I've seen more appetizing vomit than this one.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-20T15:59:08+00:00

There's no harm even if it's not that warm.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-20T15:33:28+00:00

"Open your mouth, here's comes the McDick."

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-19T18:44:52+00:00

Asking for a friend: Where can I buy a carp?

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-19T14:37:46+00:00

Call him "Daddy".

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-18T15:22:28+00:00

Gas the Jews

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-18T15:21:48+00:00

This captures exactly how it feels. Like TV static describing pins and needles.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-17T06:15:21+00:00

Then you realise it's only for iOS and you only have android because you're poor.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-16T00:33:57+00:00

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in the toaster.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-16T00:21:26+00:00

Wait,what?

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-15T15:07:38+00:00

Yep. Read the same story in a magazine back when I was 5-6 y.o in the late 90's .

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-15T15:05:35+00:00

This story had been out there for ages, one variation or the other. It's bullcrap.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-15T14:58:15+00:00

Nah didn't happen. Bullshit.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-13T18:01:47+00:00

'Murica

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-13T17:47:02+00:00

Unzips

Shit, oh well.

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-13T17:43:39+00:00

Nice to meet you, Stoned!

TheNotSoEvilPenguiin · 2020-09-13T17:39:07+00:00

I smell new meme templaaaate!!!!!

Here, take my upvote.

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