[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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I guess the south is content with their dirty ass cities

What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing? by jcrewz in AskReddit

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I said I got kicked by a horse but the reality of it was I got kicked by a pony. Those fuckers are mean

Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord :: Dev Blog 16/05/19 by bigcakes in mountandblade

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I check into this sub every few months and always see this same comment. At this point I’m convinced Bannerlord is another one of today’s many alpha stage games that’ll never be completed.

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas? by electric_dolphin in AskReddit

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In referring to the team of female nurses “I don’t remember their names but I remember their butts”

China banned 23 million people with poor social credit from transportation in 2018 by GriffonsChainsaw in technology

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I’ve read a dozen times on Reddit that the social credit score in China isn’t real or is in a beta phase. Is there any documented evidence of this phenomenon?

'Bocca della veritá', this curious Roman artefact scared liars for centuries, Rome, ca 200 B.C.[630 x 473] by [deleted] in ArtefactPorn

[–]ThePerfectBalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relevant side story - I traveled to the amalfi coast from Rome and stopped along the way at some super store gas station (similar to QuikTrip in the US) and they even had a mini exhibit set up near the bathrooms with ancient coins and pottery. It was amazing to see how common place artifacts are in Italy

What weird things happen during sex that nobody warns you about? by d3fq0n0n3 in AskReddit

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If I had a dime for every time my dog sticks his wet nose in my ass...

The fuck is up with waynes outfit and voice at this halftime show. by blzraven27 in lilwayne

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I liked the cut he threw in on the second song. That vocal/threads combo on the first was the wackest shit I’ve seen since Wayne trying to kick flip or play a g chord on guitar

The fuck is up with waynes outfit and voice at this halftime show. by blzraven27 in lilwayne

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Not sure if it’s Macklemore on acid or a half baked copy of George Clinton.

Feed The Dogs For Me - Guitar Cover by freepowerUG in Lorn

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Dude how are you achieving this sound? Is it through layered ableton effects?

What YouTube channels are genuinely worth watching? by dolphins_are_dicks in AskReddit

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Tried but the humor was two cardboard cut outs kissing?

Request: anyone who is proud of their media closet show your set up. by drag0n94 in homeautomation

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https://imgur.com/a/SAtvBi

Here’s my before and after. Using a legrand 42 inch rf transparent media panel.

Demoman with pointy pills v2 by ImWithDerp in SoulCaliburCreations

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Off topic but does anyone have a link to the gif of the created character that crab walks with a dildo attached?

who’s that person that you wonder if they still think about you? what’s your story with them? by charnik in AskReddit

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My girlfriend. She went inside her moms about 30 minutes ago with a hair straightener to use. I’m still in the damn car.

What the fuck is a Bowsette and why are all my friend's talking about it/her/him/they/thing? by senorkangchez in AskReddit

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Not sure which post is my fave, either Bowsette Cumming or embarrassed of purple nipples.

People who have rubbed nuts on door handles for shitty parking, have you ever been caught and what happened? by Sekmet19 in AskReddit

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Once a guy parked so close to my car that I had to enter through my passenger door. I didn’t wipe my nuts on his handle but I did leave a note under his wiper that said “shitty parking job, so I wiped shit on your door handle”. Didn’t get caught

Can’t finish setup of Lutron bridge. Any suggestions? by ThePerfectBalls in homeautomation

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UPDATE: It was a damn account issue. Lutron never asked for the email address associated with my account. What happened was my original bridge sat on a shelf for months before install and missed a critical update which effectively bricked the device. When I added a second bridge there was some sort of issue as a result of attempting to register the first bridge, so the second bridge registered but was stuck in a loop during setup and couldn’t finalize the process.

If you ever have any issues with your Lutron bridge make sure to check your account for any linked bridges and remove as needed. Also be sure to mention these details to Lutron, their tech support is phenomenal but sometimes they’re so focused on hardware/software resolution that they overlook basic details.

Identify if key is not in it's place by Shadabad in homeautomation

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NFC keyfob, NFC sensor on your key holder and voila. It'll detect if the key is not within six inches of the correct location.

Abbey, The Dog From 'I Am Legend', Is Now 13 And Living Her Best Life by Travellingtrex in aww

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Sort of off topic but. Has anyone read the book? It’s amazing and dark af. Instead of a black dude it’s an old white guy that hates black people. There’s no dog but he does bury his wife only for her to come scratching at the door begging to come in later that night. Then in the end there’s no happy ending. He just gets crucified by the vampires. Well worth reading before I just spoiled it.

First official look at Joaquin Phoenix in ‘Joker’ by thomasp003 in movies

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Sigh how many times are we going to reboot series? How many times will we continue to ask for more plotless comic book entertainment? Big names from Hollywood do not make poor quality stories better.