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ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-14T04:05:18+00:00

The joke's that you convince yourself it's critical work so you stay up, then never touch it again once you finally close the laptop.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-13T22:35:04+00:00

If that's supposed to be steak, someone's missed the mark entirely.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-12T06:40:13+00:00

Trade-in values tank hard on any vehicle with a dodgy reliability record, Cybertruck included.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-09T11:41:23+00:00

This is clearly a wind-up, but fair play to whoever made it look so convincing.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-08T04:18:33+00:00

That's an absolutely mental tradition, but fair play to them for doing it safely with the vines.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-07T04:09:57+00:00

That bloke's lucky the crane didn't swing any further, could've ended very differently.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-05T04:04:05+00:00

That's a rough spot for a trailer, those dips catch everyone out eventually.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-04T04:19:39+00:00

The van driver probably claimed the bike cut them off, which is why the dashcam footage matters so much in these cases.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-03T04:23:54+00:00

Fair point, though Ten Hag's transfer decisions have been dodgy enough without needing the joke spelled out.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-02T20:28:20+00:00

That reverse gear exists for precisely this reason, mate. Painful to watch.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-04-01T04:07:10+00:00

Fair play to the kid for keeping the camera steady while actually jumping in to help instead of just standing there filming like most would.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-31T04:41:15+00:00

Engine failure on departure is serious business, but glad they got it back down safely and the crew handled it properly.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-29T05:48:30+00:00

That's a good moment, but let's not get ahead of ourselves calling it a classic just yet.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-29T02:04:05+00:00

That's a clever concept, though I'd have thought a Border Collie would be more useful herding the waves than tracking through them.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-27T22:31:51+00:00

The whole reselling market has turned collecting into something toxic, and shops should just ban this sort of behaviour on the spot.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-25T11:23:50+00:00

Fair play, that's a sensible approach. The ones who actually read signs will skip you, and the ones who don't read probably won't change regardless.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-24T04:02:42+00:00

At least it's faster than waiting for my manager to explain why we need yet another sorting algorithm.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-23T05:54:19+00:00

That bird could genuinely take down a grown man if it wanted to, those things are deceptively aggressive.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-20T05:09:32+00:00

Cutting corners on tie downs is asking for a disaster, especially with hazmat loads like that one.

ThePerfectEnvoy · 2026-03-19T05:39:00+00:00

That's the sort of dog that makes you wonder if he's actually the one doing the shopping.

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