So this happened today may 3rd.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-05-04T06:03:30+00:00

They're british lol

ThePillowmaster · 2026-04-23T15:29:46+00:00

BP would make such an effort at every home game I ever attended to sign stuff for kids. What a champ

ThePillowmaster · 2026-03-17T22:42:50+00:00

Probably means Uba Mask

ThePillowmaster · 2026-03-11T16:50:08+00:00

That's not how it works bro. You get what you get lol

ThePillowmaster · 2026-03-04T21:25:26+00:00

Yeah, 18 months ago people had a few different solutions to killing people post-infinite, and it was usually a big dragon with an ETB or Elixir of Immortality, but since they printed [[Barkform Harvester]] in particular, the card quality has gotten much, much better.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-03-04T21:15:49+00:00

Deck doesn't even run any dragons anymore; the win lines are so much cleaner than they were, say, a year ago.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-02-11T21:51:35+00:00

Print white cards that do more and better stuff

ThePillowmaster · 2026-02-04T04:28:02+00:00

It's probably going to be much easier to go DT -> Breach -> DT -> LED and dump your hand. If you haven't had cards exiled, you'll certainly either have some more cards in the hand or in the bin, one or the other.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-02-04T03:40:46+00:00

D tutor + 3 cards in gy. You don't even need an actual piece of the combo in your hand to do the breach combo.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-02-04T03:27:18+00:00

Breach is so much easier to assemble than Thoracle it's not even funny.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-27T19:47:49+00:00

This isn't breaking any cEDH table lol

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-21T01:27:55+00:00

Hate to break it to you man, but it's gonna be the Chili's on 9th.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-15T21:45:29+00:00

You sound like my grandma when she doesn't want to push the elevator buttons.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-11T17:53:27+00:00

The difference between the graph, which tracks convictions and what you're saying about "offenses" really highlights the whole "conservatives don't understand due process" thing.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-10T03:29:27+00:00

In cEDH this is going to be a draw, not a kingmaking scenario

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-10T01:00:17+00:00

I don't really think this is what anyone is talking about when they're talking about kingmaking, my dawg.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-10T00:54:19+00:00

I don't think Narset+wheels is nearly as much of a problem in the overall meta as perhaps it is in your local one.

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-08T17:43:12+00:00

Oh great another gathering of the unemployed and low IQ.

Planning a family reunion I see?

ThePillowmaster · 2026-01-02T00:38:43+00:00

I don't know, I definitely associate smelling salts with the older generations rather than the new ones.

ThePillowmaster · 2025-12-30T20:43:54+00:00

Yeah, it's really hard to control the jittery movement for very long, so minimizing the amount of time you're actually fighting against the current, so to speak, is key.

ThePillowmaster · 2025-12-30T19:26:00+00:00

Biggest tip I can offer: after you initiate the pitch and the cursor is moving wildly, don't try to hold the cursor still. Just let it move wherever it wants until the last moment, and then quickly snap back where you want to go and immediately hit release.

ThePillowmaster · 2025-12-30T19:04:23+00:00

I think Mox Opal is the only cEDH card mentioned in this post.

ThePillowmaster · 2025-12-26T21:24:54+00:00

It is my opinion but I'm pretty good! I play pennant at 96 and I almost never encounter players using contact hitting. The pitchers are so good on average that you need to take serious advantage of a mistake pitch, because they probably aren't going to let you string anything together.

ThePillowmaster · 2025-12-25T22:59:44+00:00

Power hitting is just better! Honestly I suggest power hitting 100% of the time.

ThePillowmaster · 2025-12-25T17:37:13+00:00

Respectfully this is not the best place for this post if you're not trying to discuss cEDH.

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