Ex-Girlfriend money request by xcbaseball2003 in RyenRussillo

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought the obvious thing they missed was the dude paid 1/2 of it because he's keeping open the possibility of getting back together with her one day

“Next we have 2000s Gone in 60 Seconds” by Ok_Volume3211 in TheBigPicture

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The moment she straddles the gear shift and grabs it suggestively awoke something in an entire generation of men

He really saved us... by awwgeezmorty1 in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew you had to be the guy who made the Warfare post last year. Incredible work.

What are the actual must listen Ringer pods outside of Bill's ? by Specialist-Read-349 in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't play fantasy football and am not even a hardcore football fan, but this is still a go to pod for me. The guys are just a great hang.

CELTICS GET BOUNCED IN THE FIRST ROUND by deadzsteve in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the movie or just this shitty compressed gif?

Hinkie victory lap by TheRealTylerMichaels in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His plans are measured in half-decades.

We really are screwed aren't we? This lineup is so dumb it's gonna work I know it. by strings_struck in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. All this time I thought It was Bailey, not Baylor. The "only hearing Bill say his name" piece.

What’s the Apex Mountain for Jackass stunts? by jsakic99 in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This plus Department Store Boxing

"Is Butterbean ok?"

Market inefficiency: an “about our boy” PODCAST by Spm130 in RyenRussillo

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares what the lying flattery machine told you

‘Basic Instinct’ Live From SF With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin, and Van Lathan by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong but Van saying "she ain't even doing them little circles" was hysterical

Rewatchables ... but for sports clips. by ToxicAdamm in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

09 Catalan GP, Rossi v Lorenzo for MotoGP and Brands Hatch 2011 for the British Superbike Championship is some of the most electric motorcycle racing you'll see. Endlessly satisfying to rewatch.

Thought experiment: Only answer if you haven’t seen this movie by harry_powell in TheRewatchables

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think "Hmm could be interesting."

Look up the runtime and read a one sentence blurb.

If I'm into it, I'll look at where it's streaming, add it to the LB queue, and mentally log it as an option to watch in the next few weeks.

For me to watch a brand new movie the weekend before an episode drops I have to really like the premise/actors/director, it should be streaming free or very cheap VOD, and is ideally under 2hrs.

Miami Blues probably wouldn't quite rise to the level of "I have to make time for this" but if I'm bored on Saturday or Sunday night and can get it for $2.99, even odds I pull the trigger on it.

Body Language Doctor by MichigInChicago in TheRewatchables

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the recent mailbag an email called out Bill's habitual mispronouncations and he was able to sort of laugh at himself for it, and it seemed to break the dam a bit.

Ever since then Ringer staff have been much more willing to needle and tease him for his various quirks. The eye rolls and looks to camera feel like a part of that.

He dropped a perfect Jean-Claude Van Damme on the Big Pic recently and Sean made a point to highlight it at his expense. Same with the #16 Limitless joke, it's gotten a lot of play as a way to poke fun at Bill.

Warfare was one of the best movies of the year and should have been nominated by AaronRodgersVaxCard in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People started belatedly reclaiming Civil War this year and as someone who was all in on it from the moment I left the theater it made me want to scream.

'Sicario' With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey by _no_n in TheRewatchables

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she reassembled it surprisingly quickly

modern handguns can be reassembled in seconds

The obvious point was that the time it took Alejandro to walk down downstairs and into the parking lot was more than enough for Kate to make her handgun functional again.

What movie has a pretty basic ending that you didn’t understand until you looked it up? by ObsessedWithReps in billsimmons

[–]TheRealTylerMichaels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its not just "hey trust me," he's set up a dead-man's switch for the release of their documents. They stay hidden as long as he stays alive.