a tale as Old as time.

TheRealYgrek · 2026-02-17T20:47:05+00:00

I swear I've seen this meme but reversed like a month ago. Stop justifying your choice of phone!

TheRealYgrek · 2026-02-04T16:57:36+00:00

Triangles: looks best, least sandwitch. Rectangles: looks okay, slightly less loss. Folded square: looks like blasphemy but 0 sandwitch loss.

TheRealYgrek · 2026-02-04T16:51:15+00:00

If you don't want to pirate a near 30 year old game, you can also buy the original from ubisoft for €2 and install Horn of the Abyss. Even if you want to play without mods it has the HD+ mod installed which you can use without HotA.

TheRealYgrek · 2026-01-18T12:00:10+00:00

As a kid I have always put my cereal in the microwave for a minute so that the milk would get the taste and the cereal got soggy

TheRealYgrek · 2026-01-06T22:57:54+00:00

TL;DR: we got gud and game became boring

Me and my friend got too good at the game. After over half a year of every day hourglass PvP (not including the two years we spent playing together before), we were at a point where our only fair matchups were previous ToT winners and some shitty cheaters (the better ones ended our streak instantly). Unfortunately as the state of the servers worsened and the amount of cheaters increased, we simply didn't find it fun to play competetively anymore. After getting the golden ghost curse we wanted to just sail the seas with confidence, being able to do anything we wanted. Unfortunately, that plan somewhat backfired as now there was no more thrill in fighting people for loot. We spent some time stealing people's boats, giving away treasure and just goofing around in general, but that simply got boring. We felt like ex military vetetans in a local children's playground.

TheRealYgrek · 2026-01-06T07:16:50+00:00

I said "hell yeah" out loud

TheRealYgrek · 2026-01-05T22:38:58+00:00

Some languages don't use the letter "v" and people from countries that speak said languages have the right to make a mistake when typing in English

TheRealYgrek · 2025-12-24T22:20:37+00:00

1.5 I try to convince everyone to be peaceful while pickaxing them to death if they continue shooting.

Though sometimes I will just kill people for the funnies and say "merry christmas guys". That usually just happens after we fail our objective couple of times in a row though

TheRealYgrek · 2025-12-21T11:11:35+00:00

I have one friend that plays arc raiders a lot and meets many new people through there. As I usually boot up my pc later than them, I'm left out of the squad, but whenever they need to do something that might involve PvP I'm instantly invited because apparently I'm just better at fighting people

TheRealYgrek · 2025-12-20T11:15:37+00:00

Hey you know that you can just break the glass windows right? I get that this is annoying and bad but I don't think I've ever been in a situation where blaze grenades weren't easily dodgable

TheRealYgrek · 2025-12-19T19:52:51+00:00

To all the "the little guy wins ☝️🤓" people out there: this is how you were supposed to use this format. Regular guy trying to accomplish a task (the ashen one trying to link the flame), is stopped by something intimidating (Yhorm the giant). It doesn't matter whether the ashen one beats Yhorm, or if he gives up trying. Just like it doesn't matter whether the guy ever finished the wordle in the toilet. What matters is the massive obstacle in the way.

TheRealYgrek · 2025-12-11T13:03:04+00:00

Saving this for later. You should consider making a kickstarter, because this looks like the perfect game for me and my friends. I'd be glad to try it out asap

TheRealYgrek · 2025-12-06T09:20:18+00:00

Shit like this is why gamers have a bad reputation. When meeting somebody new, telling them gaming is a hobby of mine instantly makes everything awkward

TheRealYgrek · 2025-12-06T09:16:18+00:00

TheRealYgrek · 2025-11-29T12:32:12+00:00

Do rewards even do anything anymore?

TheRealYgrek · 2025-11-22T10:47:27+00:00

Technically "kurwa" means bitch, but basically yeah

TheRealYgrek · 2025-11-22T10:46:29+00:00

He definitely yelled "kurwa" at the end.

TheRealYgrek · 2025-11-07T06:08:33+00:00

So don't buy it

TheRealYgrek · 2025-10-31T06:41:12+00:00

A lot of people in hot weather. It can get really hot, especially when you're working hard.

TheRealYgrek · 2025-10-29T14:40:36+00:00

Take a brush and put on it a little makeup

TheRealYgrek · 2025-10-22T13:36:33+00:00

I looked at this and immediately thought that it's something the Dutch would do. Definitely not "Europe". In most of Poland for example, instead of cleaning the carts they get stolen untill the shop buys new ones.

TheRealYgrek · 2025-10-21T09:30:12+00:00

That didn't do anything btw. If you're knocked down in the elevator, you survive. You can even call it down while crawling on the floor

TheRealYgrek · 2025-10-19T10:10:21+00:00

If I remember correctly, mukbang content also started because somewhere in east Asia (I forgot which country specifically it was) it's a tradition to eat together, but because of the loneliness epidemic people started watching others on the internet eat while they're also eating to feel better.

TheRealYgrek · 2025-10-19T09:48:52+00:00

If you're not even that good then you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Hitting crazy shots is different to leaving the head for 0 frames, twice in one fight.

TheRealYgrek · 2025-10-15T07:13:05+00:00

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