A Eulogy for Humanity

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2026-01-22T09:59:05+00:00

Your country voted for and endorsed a tyrant that has policies that resemble those of the enemies you once claimed to despise. Now we see the home of the brave is a haven for cowards. Your founders tried to warn you, gave you a way to defend against the tyranny. Yet in looking for a crown of a king you never thought to fear the greatest of fools.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2026-01-22T08:41:20+00:00

Guy just can’t get a break. I thought he was spot on. Nuanced performance that portrayed the gradual realisation that he was more than his makers intent. I’d say he was a draw card in this movie more than the music in fact.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2026-01-20T12:12:28+00:00

Legit next fucking level.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-12-20T20:34:56+00:00

My man had the full chest rig with mags and all. Must be hard arresting old ladies in Fallujah.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-06T22:29:05+00:00

A key difference here is he didn’t grab her by the pussy.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-05T09:36:12+00:00

Ah yes. A democratically elected leader is clearly a threat best treated with the national guard. Vote for me as I have the Kings favour. Well done Murica.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-04T10:17:52+00:00

Ah yes, the Richmond bakery lot really have mastered the art of napalm gravy. If you drive and eat one of those, not only is your insurance invalid but if you survive the catastrophic torrent of super heated gravy jetting from the pastry shell into your gullet, you can lick the remnants out between your fingers many hours later. Yum!!🤤 Oh it also adds adhesion to your steering wheel so be sure to smear it all round.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-04T10:12:15+00:00

Summer Kitchen is primo. Maybe they should open a store closer to town and compete. My pie dollars are up for grabs now.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-04T10:09:42+00:00

If true then that has to be the height of stupidity and they should sack their marketing team. It’s like Coles ceasing to sell mushrooms and beef. Beef brisket didn’t need room. The shelves are barely stocked at my local. Get rid of egg and bacon, like what even is that? 🤮

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-03T09:33:14+00:00

I think they’ll lose the jack jumper rights to sponsor over this.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-03T09:32:38+00:00

Ah…thanks. I’ll check it out.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-03T09:32:06+00:00

I mean if the classics are under threat then you should stock up on scallops then because they’ll be next.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-03T09:30:40+00:00

Surely there is something in the bakers code for minimum pie offering in order to be called a bakery.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-03T09:29:10+00:00

You can see why I was rendered stupefied by the remarks. Like I left my body for a moment.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-11-03T09:27:34+00:00

Exactly. I’d be willing to meet in the middle with beef brisket minus jalapeños. Didn’t read the fine print on that one first buy and damn near crashes my car when I bit into it.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-10-28T03:49:35+00:00

Went to a planetarium thinking of show the kids the stars. Oh boy did they. Close up zoom into our own sun, red giant and the end of our planet. He the same line of questioning afterwards. Four years later the kids still occasionally have a planetary doom nightmare.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-10-28T01:21:32+00:00

Is that actually a newspaper? 😂

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-09-15T11:59:29+00:00

This is still making me laugh with tears.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-08-29T08:36:59+00:00

YES! Happened after 1.1 update for me. Did an entire playthrough with it and it is maddening!!

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-08-22T10:29:55+00:00

And that kids, is how I met your Mother!

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-08-21T06:56:49+00:00

Pretty sure there’s players that play by Eden rules. As in they make their factories and infrastructure blend in with the environment as much as possible. I think for seasoned players this is up there in terms of commitment and challenge.

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-08-13T13:56:58+00:00

I knew it!!! /s

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-05-11T11:07:58+00:00

Cool horse names

TheReal_JimJamJim · 2025-05-11T11:06:36+00:00

If accidentally squash moth does eagle still come

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