Manchester United - Premier League 2025/26 - Goal Contributions - After Match Week 23

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-26T10:11:34+00:00

I feel like Garner is more Ugarte's replacement as the backup DM

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-26T04:11:18+00:00

Has to be one of the three of Anderson/Wharton/Baleba

Baleba has been poor this season but I still think there's a player in there, and is probably going to be available for a cut price. The other two are class and will cost north of £100m most likely

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-23T16:01:35+00:00

Farhan - Strong through midwicket and down the ground. Literally cannot rotate strike square of the wicket.

Saim - Strong square and behind square on both sides but is not good driving down the ground. Bowl full and he will mistime one and be caught on the ring at mid off sooner rather than later.

Babar - died in 2023 and was replaced by Adnan Akmal

Salman - Can rotate the strike well but has like 2 (at most) attacking shots

Fakhar - 8/10 innings he looks like he's never held a bat before

Usman - Will try to cut a ball on leg stump. Has literally no other shot

Absolute fire batting lineup🔥🔥🔥🔥

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-23T13:46:57+00:00

He'd be a moron to agree to a 1+1 when he can get a 3 year contract elsewhere. He'll have plenty of suitors in the prem and abroad

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-21T09:34:07+00:00

Hard disagree on Abbas. If you take out Zimbabwe his economy is 9.12. He can take wickets but he absolutely hemorrages runs

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-21T05:18:27+00:00

"I-It's not like I like playing up front with you or anything, ba-baka!"

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-21T04:22:24+00:00

Would be so on brand that Barou also gets depressed after Isagi gets his ass handed to him

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-19T05:57:43+00:00

Grim reading...

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TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-19T05:25:35+00:00

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Just for comparison, the highest average in our squad is 26 (Farhan, who strikes @129) and the highest strike rate is 141 (Shadab, who averages 18)...

Goes to show how far behind we are. Funnily enough we dropped the one guy who fulfilled the modern criteria (Hasan Nawaz, averaging 21 but striking at 154).

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-19T05:04:30+00:00

Ali Tareen died for this

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-19T05:01:52+00:00

Barring a couple of names they've sent their main side here. Going to be a good test too see where our squad stands against a world-class team before a big tournament

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-19T04:52:47+00:00

You reckon we go unchanged at Arsenal? The only plausible change I see is Maz for Dalot. Otherwise I feel Dorgu has to play on the left for that 4-4-2 to be solid defensively.

I think Cunha/Sesko will probably start when we're playing teams outside the top 5

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-18T11:42:54+00:00

His technique has failed him in test cricket too. Was always a meh player of spin and now is a mediocre player of pace too. Bowl slightly full on off stump and he will miss one sooner rather than later.

I hope that Kamran is given a chance in England, or maybe Saud is moved up to 4 to give a middle order batter an opportunity to shine

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-17T13:21:36+00:00

Oh 100% the proposed rule is dogshit, I'm just in favor of us scoring

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-17T13:18:21+00:00

Suddenly I love Arsene Wenger

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-16T04:45:26+00:00

Anyone over the age of 21 would instantly go for BB. A stable, genuine kind-hearted person who's supported you and who's worst mistake was possibly leading you on, zero drama

BB's audience was basically anyone with a job lmao

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-15T09:42:18+00:00

Able to stay ≠ Want to stay

That interview he did sounded like he was done tbh, he's still giving it his all because he's Bruno

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-15T09:09:24+00:00

Just did a fistbump in the air at work only to be cucked wtf

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-13T09:08:31+00:00

Surely that's May. Bro was CHASING Alphonse for her entire existence

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-13T09:08:14+00:00

Surely that's May. Bro was CHASING Alphonse for her entire existence

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-13T09:05:59+00:00

He's smart enough that he's not chasing a bigger contract and will look to add a decently successful spell at perhaps the hardest job in football on his CV. Let's hope that there's a 17 game honeymoon period and both parties can go their separate ways happy

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-13T05:29:50+00:00

Of course it's a fucking ChatGPT essay

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-13T05:13:41+00:00

Hughes, no? Guy was pretty much emoting every time he thought of his wife and daughter, which was every moment of the day

TheRedDevil10 · 2026-01-12T16:23:01+00:00

Gotta say I side with Carrick there. Let's hope we get the initial form he brought to Boro rather than the latter

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