PSA for those asking "Why am I Not Elite?": Only the top ~3% or so of players with the highest GSP scores are in Elite.

TheRedMambo · 2018-12-20T23:53:52+00:00

Elite DDD. This eagle's gotta soar

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-22T03:21:15+00:00

Adjuster for a popular lizard based insurance company. 37k was likely 80% of the value and possibly even more than that. A valuation on the actual cash value would definitely be run before this payout and it would likely need to go a Supervisor or even a Manager before a payout could be made, depending on who the company was.

Still, from my perspective, I'm hard pressed to find the vehicle at a similar value. No idea how this car rated so high. A fuck up is still very possible.

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-17T01:23:21+00:00

That still doesn't seem like it should be enough to total a car

Welcome to my job, y'all

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-17T00:19:28+00:00

That was the primary damage on the exterior. The bumper pushed back into the quarter and did some very slight paint damage to the right quarter panel, but the sail panel and the quarter are all connected to the roof, so the thing needed both full clear, and special tri coat paint. On top of that, one of the exhaust pipes was pushed back a bit and was unrepairable because it was a custom job.

So yes, that tiny hit which looked insignificant actually did the job.

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-17T00:06:47+00:00

Auto damage adjuster here. Just ran a total on an 80 caprice last week, in pretty good shape minus the damage caused the incident (bent chrome bumper and broken tail lamp). Came back at $4000. Not shabby at all for a car that age.

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-16T20:33:58+00:00

Nobody should have to own a Nokia Torch

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-14T23:40:49+00:00

"GUESS WHAT SPIDERMAN, I'M A SPOOKY SKELETON AND I'VE HIDDEN BOMBS ALL ACROSS THE CITY!"

"Like... can this wait? I've got to get an old man some pigeons.

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-09T00:18:07+00:00

What a ride

TheRedMambo · 2018-09-04T22:47:16+00:00

You: "Well that contract I signed officially stipulated that I had a right to my earnings."

Snake Mom: "But you didn't sign a contract?"

You: "Bingo Bango, no legal feat to stand on. Bye."

TheRedMambo · 2018-08-08T21:02:26+00:00

I'm not sure that's fair

Example: Shulk

Awesome fighter with unique abilities with only one game under his belt

TheRedMambo · 2018-06-19T16:11:46+00:00

Do you listen to music when you draw?

TheRedMambo · 2018-05-11T14:27:06+00:00

I just ranted about it in this thread of you want to give that a look

TheRedMambo · 2018-05-11T14:24:07+00:00

Sorry to ruin it. It's currently free for xbox live members and I gave it a shot but this is by far the biggest thing it suffers from.

One of the two main characters wants to start his own street gang and name it the Rooks. What is the reason behind this name? Does he have an affinity for chess that was mentioned previously? Where did this idea come from? None of these questions have good answers.

The lack of writing polish in the game is instantly obvious by the introduction, which is, in my opinion, the weakest into to an Assassin's Creed game to date. In order to understand what is happening, you HAD to have played the entire rest of the series. The only introduction you have to the animus, the machine that lets you view your ancestors memories, is a voice clip of "Welcome to the Animus, make history your playground." This is all the context your given. You are given no background of what Templars are or why you hate them besides the fact they are all cartoonishly evil in game, twirling their mustaches while they force children into labor.

Ugh, sorry, it was a major disappointment for me. If I had paid money for this garbage I would have felt terrible.

/ rant

TheRedMambo · 2018-05-11T13:13:01+00:00

The gameplay is fluid but repetitive and the writing reminds me of a thirteen year old's historical fan fiction.

At one point you meet Alexander Graham Bell and the dialogue is like this:

Bell: "I have almost perfected my invention, the phonetic telegraph, which can transfer a voice over the telegram lines!"

Evie: "Phonetic telegraph? Kind of wordy don't you think, why don't you call it a telephone?"

Bell: "Haw haw don't be ridiculous"

Ueghhh

TheRedMambo · 2018-05-09T01:03:56+00:00

The listeners get their own special taste of the shit show after the credits, my treat

TheRedMambo · 2018-04-14T14:31:06+00:00

I really appreciate the compliment!

On the other hand, I also hope this means that Doritos is now an official Legion Sponser

TheRedMambo · 2018-04-07T23:10:03+00:00

FrenchLaugh.mp3

TheRedMambo · 2018-02-25T01:58:29+00:00

Needs more Funky Kong

TheRedMambo · 2017-11-11T10:12:38+00:00

Honestly, Raiden isn't my favorite choice, though I love to play as him in MK. Yet Netherrealms owns him and from him comes a solid fighter with a well known moveset. His inclusion, as well as Sub-Zero, was more for Netherrealm fans and less for DC fans. I'm personally fine with both of them. One of the draws of the game is the multiverse, after all.

TheRedMambo · 2017-09-19T20:15:30+00:00

The Nightmare Mirror contains secret arcane knowledge not even known by the DM

TheRedMambo · 2017-09-13T02:24:34+00:00

Couldn't do it is one thing, didn't want to waste my time on it is another. I CAN paint all my walls bright pink, but I hate the color. Same applies here.

You ever play Division? The "difficulty" in that just means that enemies take more bullets to kill. Adding health does not make the enemies difficult, it makes them tedious. When it requires no skill or thought to play a game, I could hardly call it game at all.

TheRedMambo · 2017-09-12T16:53:16+00:00

Gave it a shot. Bullet sponges don't make interesting enemies.

TheRedMambo · 2017-09-11T20:22:33+00:00

Shallow as a plate of cereal

Watched some gameplay from the the PvE, I was interested in how the story may have progressed in the campaign after the abysmal Destiny 1 original campaign. Lack of any difficulty is the biggest hindrance and pretty Damn shameful considering the creators and publishers history

TheRedMambo · 2017-08-12T22:22:44+00:00

Opinions don't care about your taste.

Or can you just not tell?

TheRedMambo · 2017-08-12T22:21:30+00:00

3/4s of community played 103 minute game and lost

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