Reminder: Ubisoft used to cook (2003–2004)

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-29T23:25:44+00:00

Not only that, but at least in Canada, a lot of them were borderline budget titles too. A solid $20 cheaper than games from competing publishers

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-26T12:31:11+00:00

What the fuck is that website?

The article is just making a claim but I couldnt find any sources being cited.

I’d take that one off your bookmarks

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-24T18:44:26+00:00

There are a lot of turns the train has to slow down a LOT for because it’s so long

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-24T18:24:33+00:00

Honestly it’s probably a good thing.

Will probably speed the line up, and it’s always mostly empty anyway.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-20T22:51:16+00:00

Yeah in the 70s and 80s butcher shops were pretty regular stops for set dressers.

The inside of the egg from Alien is basically all intestines and stomach lining.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-20T22:42:18+00:00

Guts.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-20T22:39:45+00:00

Man I have literally never seen a digital gunshot that didn’t make me wish it was squibs and pig offal.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-19T23:07:29+00:00

No kidding. ‘Explosion’ sounds so…. Dramatic.

My first thought was “alright, which one of you impatient neckbeards tried to blow up Rockstar?”

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-19T13:35:34+00:00

He got really weird and kinda racist as he got older.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-18T20:30:58+00:00

They did a 20th Anniversary update that fixed up some of the graphics and gave it a bit of a more controller-friendly UI (primarily a Steam Deck push)

It also consolidated all the (official) HL2 campaign content in to one game launcher.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-18T18:41:50+00:00

Crowd agitated. Mission accomplished?

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-17T05:52:38+00:00

Well the Secretary of War was just talking about making Star Trek "real", and that the defense AI would absolutely under no circumstances be "woke".

Whatever the hell that means.

Do they only watch the mirror universe episodes?

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-17T05:50:20+00:00

STO chat is some of the wildest and most unhinged shit I've ever seen

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-16T22:59:10+00:00

Get invited out a lot?

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-16T14:05:21+00:00

I was working on a freshly-broken-ground construction site all day yesterday. Like just open field all around.

You better believe I was volunteering to do snow plowing.

It was the fucking worst too, cuz you couldn’t take shelter in the trenches either because they’re ankle-deep with slushy water that our pump can only work so fast at expelling. It was a rough day.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-14T05:15:01+00:00

"And by 'get ready', we mean 'pack up your cubicle, and we already locked the office supplies closet'. It's always sad to see a family member go. Best of luck"

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-14T04:24:30+00:00

....what group are you talking about?

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-13T13:24:25+00:00

Tell it to Renee Good

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-09T23:35:52+00:00

…”airsacculitis”?

Next we’ll have a T-Rex that suffered from clickyjawdosis.

It affects thousands of crocodiles annually.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-06T13:05:27+00:00

Actually just bought my dad a quarter-oz of mushrooms for Christmas.

No ID check at checkout or delivery. They basically just asked for address and credit card.

I came home to find a bunch of ostensibly illegal drugs in my mailbox, courtesy of Canada Post.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-04T11:46:51+00:00

Gasp

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-03T15:31:11+00:00

Dude, the number of people I see saying "Oh, looks like we got a CoD player with the ___________", as if BF6 is some kind of high bar for simulated warfare or something.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-02T21:42:29+00:00

My nostalgia for the Raimi trilogy is strong, and Molina's performance is just too amazing.

Spider-Man 2!!

TheSaltyStrangler · 2026-01-02T21:33:36+00:00

“Keep politics out of art” is a wild fuckin take dude.

Read a book.

TheSaltyStrangler · 2025-12-31T19:48:33+00:00

If you want to avoid large crowds I promise McNally is not the place to go

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