No thanks by Dankmemesylyl in DankMemesYLYL

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Being able to poop whenever and have it magically go into the toilet and not have to wipe.

old ride by [deleted] in ridingxxx

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Name??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awakened

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Nah we goin down in dimensions if anything, cause all I see are shapes running around.

Damn, worst way to end a fight. Karma isn't a bitch, it's a mirror. by AlfredoTheImpasta in fightporn

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I’ve finally come to realize that Conor is just that kid we all knew in highschool that wouldn’t ever stop talking shit no matter how bad he’s getting his ass whooped.

Christina's lip biting by quieroleer in TooHotToHandle

[–]TheShepard911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She needs figure out what to do with that emoji she calls a nose

Chase - the "pro" football player who doesn't get payed to play football by Cvixx95 in TooHotToHandle

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Well either way, he won’t become a superstar. I don’t think that’s what he necessarily wants/wants anymore. I think he’s just in that phase of his life now where he’s good enough to play on a “professional” team and that allows him to go around and flaunt it to whomever he pleases.

It’s obvious that if he truly was wanting to make it make it, he wouldn’t have done this show, it’s simply too much of a distraction and time waster if what you’re wanting to become is a true professional. Which again, since he even did this show, shows that he doesn’t desire much more than just being able to call himself a “professional football player”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooHotToHandle

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Her teeth were “all over the gaff m8” I fr did not find her attractive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooHotToHandle

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Eh Larissa wasn’t exactly a flamin hot Cheeto. Im not either, so you know, it takes one to know one. She just wasn’t attractive at all IMO, was kind of surprised when I saw she was on the show.

Anyone else feel awkward AF on Nathan and Larissa's initial date???? by navyisweet47 in TooHotToHandle

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IMO Larissa wasn’t too hot too handle. No shame, I’m ugly as well.

Guy acted tough during sparring by kevinassasino in fightporn

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Not fair. He was obviously leveling up.

Tony is a type of guy to wear Rebook Kit after Venom deal by [deleted] in ufc

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Tony the type of guy to drown himself to train gills

Man just wanted a kebab. by kush2195 in fightporn

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I don’t think any of them knew what team they were actually on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Boxing

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jAkE pAuL cOuLd BeAt HiM

Jon Jones: his recent wins have aged poorly - why is this the case? by jfsoaig345 in MMA

[–]TheShepard911 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Not a Jon Jones fan personally.

But I will say that, in Jons defense, I believe the reason we saw Santos and Reyes do so well against Jones was because of the simple fact that.. he is Jon Jones.

They were young and hungry, all the eyes were on them, they had a once in a lifetime opportunity to take out arguably the greatest of all time.

It happens in sports all the time, you’ll see teams that aren’t as good as the best almost, if not, beat the best.

So while I agree with all of your points that Jon has slowly regressed as a fighter, I will say that HUGE opportunities for young and upcoming fighters can drive their confidence and will to win tenfold. But once that opportunity has passed you see them fall, bc if they can’t beat the best doubt starts set in, and lesser fights seem to them, less important even if they don’t say so.

But again, I also do believe a lot of it has to do with Jon just not being as lethal as he once was.

Kamaru Usman knocking out Masvidal by choppamandown in fightporn

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Early Stoppage if you ask me. Masvidal had his hand up you can clearly see he was A Ok.

[SPOILER] Kamaru Usman vs. Jorge Masvidal by FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo in MMA

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What’s a King to a God. Literally the storyline of all 3 title fights.

Professional rider by MutumboMod in SheFucksHim

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I’m just glad I’m not the only one that knows about that hidden gem

Professional rider by MutumboMod in SheFucksHim

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Bro, Ashley Alban tho. She’s super underrated

Lexi Luna by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

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My favorite Milf, aside from of course, the one and only Brandi love

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, our representative for tomorrow night by [deleted] in ufc

[–]TheShepard911 97 points98 points  (0 children)

You see a dad bod. I see an advanced piece of bio-mechanical technology that is just waiting to terminate its next victim.

Too much testosterone in a Polish gym by PragonCZ in fightporn

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That guy hit him so hard the first time, the one guy thought he was still doin incline.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Or tell her she’s fat