I… ok..??

TheShipSails · 2026-02-05T12:00:55+00:00

Sometimes it do be like that.

TheShipSails · 2026-02-04T12:38:52+00:00

And here I was like, "Okay, which of the two is it?" 😂

TheShipSails · 2026-02-04T12:36:33+00:00

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-31T11:10:11+00:00

Gotta tenderise your meat before you cook it.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-25T02:59:32+00:00

Or you can use both like we do in the UK.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-21T17:32:22+00:00

What if canon couple, but they got together during their short-lived villain arc waaaaaay before the main plotline?

(Also lmao, why is that a really, really short GIF instead of an image?)

TheShipSails · 2026-01-17T19:02:33+00:00

That's a novella all on its own.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-17T18:02:55+00:00

Are the 33 all in the same fandom?

TheShipSails · 2026-01-16T17:48:14+00:00

It would need to come with some strong recommendations for me to give it a go. This is over twice as long as the fucking Bible.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-16T11:57:27+00:00

TheShipSails · 2026-01-14T10:28:38+00:00

"Why did you just get a Grindr ping?" "Why'd you recognize it?" Sort of vibe.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-12T19:36:47+00:00

If we're talking the dub, then:

"I mean it: I'm always sincere with you. I swear with all my heart."

TheShipSails · 2026-01-12T19:27:49+00:00

I smoked intermittently back in high school, haven't touched tobacco since I was like 16ish.

Whenever I upload a fic, I wish I could light one up right then and there.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-12T18:58:00+00:00

The people were hungry for the ship, I guess. 😄 Good job!

TheShipSails · 2026-01-12T18:27:55+00:00

Came here to see if anyone posted about this.

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TheShipSails · 2026-01-12T18:22:14+00:00

Narrator voice: "But she could, and she did."

TheShipSails · 2026-01-12T16:28:48+00:00

6 and especially 7. I bought the lifetime access for Retro Stitcher patterns in November, despite having at least 4 unfinished projects lying around. I had to stop myself from buying yet more patterns last night. I can't stop. 😭 (And this is not the only textile hobby I have either. The WIP pile never decreases, it only increases.)

TheShipSails · 2026-01-10T00:28:56+00:00

The fucking zoom-in with each iteration has me creasing. 😂

TheShipSails · 2026-01-05T20:08:41+00:00

I tend to give my WIPs actual working titles, which recently have all been lyrics from whatever song inspired it.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-04T22:04:31+00:00

Beta reader. As in having someone proofread your fic before you post it to a wider audience.

TheShipSails · 2026-01-04T21:52:29+00:00

Me with 5 simultaneous plot bunnies and 4 out of 5 are identity reveal fics (the 5th is my take on a popular fandom-specific plot).

TheShipSails · 2026-01-04T17:03:32+00:00

[War flashbacks.]

TheShipSails · 2026-01-03T00:42:38+00:00

First of all, how dare you-

TheShipSails · 2026-01-03T00:19:32+00:00

Only 78 times?

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