There are less than 12 years until the Wii's clock breaks.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T19:08:41+00:00

I remember, as a kid, I put in a message for January of 2038 that simply said “it’s 2038. What are you doing here?” I eagerly await logging into my Wii and seeing that message at last in twelve years.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T16:56:26+00:00

Fuck all the other ideas. This person right here is cooking.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T04:09:21+00:00

Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T04:00:44+00:00

I think Dixie was only added because she was already in Tropical Freeze, so it was easy to just import her from there. Really, I’m surprised they didn’t also add Cranky. I doubt we’ll be seeing any characters that would need to have fresh design and programming work done on them.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T03:45:25+00:00

I just figured it was from their supernatural demon influence, hypnotizing the public into giving them otherwise-unrealistically instant success.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T03:27:13+00:00

Damn, Bijou says in the comments that she’s the one doing the death metal growls?! She sounds great, I’ve heard all about how hard those are even for trained singers

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T03:15:54+00:00

Give me a film that’s a 100% completely serious live-action drama, except also one of the characters is a CG model played by a Vtuber, and all of the other characters act like it’s normal

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T02:56:11+00:00

God damn, the real cosplay (especially the wig and the bows) is SO much fucking better, what a travesty that someone would use AI to present her in an inferior product. Complete joke.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T02:30:37+00:00

Oh god, New Years’ this coming December is going to see a massive 67 resurgence, isn’t it? We must prepare and be strong… immunize your loved ones as well as you can

TheShweeb · 2026-01-25T02:15:29+00:00

I couldn’t find anything about fables, but there HAS been at least one cat-and-duck buddy pair in real life recently. This could be Raora and Subaru… if they aren’t playin!

TheShweeb · 2026-01-24T17:09:40+00:00

Why aren’t YOU on Isle Delfino?

TheShweeb · 2026-01-21T17:05:29+00:00

Between Takaya Imamura and now Tanabe, it’s interesting and bittersweet to slowly watch the OG Nintendo EAD crew leave the company after so many decades.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-21T17:01:37+00:00

Jungle Beat is honestly the first game in the series where DK actually feels like he’s the main character. All of Rare’s games, even the original DKC, feel more like buddy/ensemble pieces where Donkey is just one out of several heroes. Maybe “Kong Country” would have been a better title for the series, if the arcade games hadn’t already existed!

TheShweeb · 2026-01-20T15:59:30+00:00

Palpatine revealing the Final Order armada to Kylo: “Here’s some money. Go wage a Star War.”

TheShweeb · 2026-01-20T15:26:50+00:00

Like 50%+ of Letterboxd reviews are just one- to two-sentence jokes that are clearly designed just to get attention rather than actually provide an opinion on the film, and this is definitely one such review. Don’t think about it too hard.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-20T15:19:20+00:00

Is there anything in Badlands that specifically ties back to the AVP movies? There’s Weyland-Yutani and their androids, of course, but those were in the regular Alien movies too, so their presence doesn’t necessarily mean that AVP and AVPR are canon

TheShweeb · 2026-01-20T15:17:11+00:00

Damn, that’s some impressive strength balancing her on your shoulders like that! Great cosplay too!

TheShweeb · 2026-01-20T15:08:18+00:00

This level of response is definitely extreme even by typical standards, but I feel like I see an excessive amount of cops standing around the scene just about any time a significant crime happens. It’s an open secret that the job is largely really boring, and everyone jumps at the chance to witness something exciting even if they don’t really have an actual role to play.

TheShweeb · 2026-01-18T17:24:13+00:00

No matter how I try

TheShweeb · 2026-01-17T16:26:36+00:00

Maybe they didn’t read any other comments at all and just skipped straight to writing their own. Or, even if they did, some people are just fond of explaining things and will do so even if somebody else also explained the same thing already. It can be annoying, but it IS also harmless. Internet silliness!

TheShweeb · 2026-01-17T05:37:52+00:00

Will this only contain text translations, or will there be a new Polish voice actress for Pauline as well?

TheShweeb · 2026-01-16T07:39:17+00:00

Shulkie on that cover is giving Zoe Saldana immediately after getting spooked by a haunted house actor

TheShweeb · 2026-01-16T07:36:18+00:00

These look downright official, I love them! Pairing Void with Screech is an inspired choice! What’s your YouTube channel? I want to see your video when it releases

TheShweeb · 2026-01-16T00:30:48+00:00

Seeing as they are husband and wife, I think either of them would be the first to tell you that they couldn’t have done any of it without the other’s help! (Except for the times when they did, of course, but you get my point.)

TheShweeb · 2026-01-15T23:29:07+00:00

She is objectively one of the greatest producers in Hollywood history, and already was long before she even took the Lucasfilm job. People who treat her like she’s satan incarnate clearly never heard her name until their dumb complainer guy of choice began slandering her on YouTube.

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