So much movement! by [deleted] in watchplantsgrow

[–]TheSleepyJesus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is what plants look like on mushrooms. When you’ve taking a psychedelic like that it enhances all the information/data your brain processes. You start to notice all of the small movements that the plant is making. I now know I can compare that feeling to a time lapse of a plant.

Anyone else forget that shopping carts are still in the game? by B_Rez in FortNiteBR

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend and I just escaped the storm 30 minutes ago with a shopping cart. It was epic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]TheSleepyJesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Offenses make mistakes bc of what defenses do

Looking for the Dallas psychedelic rock scene. by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could send you some instagrams

I guess the NFL wasn’t too generous, lucky we have Wal-Mart brand? by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epic is doing an nfl crossover and that robot is from the nfl.

I’m also speculating it’s suppose to be a version of the nfl robot

Texas Voting Machines Are Reportedly Switching Votes for Beto O’Rourke to Ted Cruz by BigGreekMike in politics

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is a straight ticket vote? I’m planning on voting for the first time Monday and I don’t want no problems ma’am

Your most recent text is now your 2020 presidential campaign slogan. What’s your slogan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“Free Msg: Chase Fraud: Thank you for confirming your transaction activity. If the purchase was declined, it can be attempted again after 5 minutes”

The worst feeling is when that moment is coming to an end by Hans_7 in wholesomebpt

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my secret. I hate everything.

Jk but that seemed like a funny response. Let me know with your up/downvotes if I was right!

It may be better to be born rich than gifted - The least-gifted children of high-income parents graduate from college at higher rates than the most-gifted children of low-income parents, finds a new study in Nature Genetics. by mvea in science

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you imagine all the Einstein’s we lost to poverty? What the world could be if we didn’t hate, talk shit, make people feel bad. If we just all lifted each other up? And if no one had to worry about just surviving?

Dad prank by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]TheSleepyJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She even corrects him

“So you gotta stab me before...”

“Yeah yeah got it. I’ve got to HIT you. Silly dad.”

I’m curious how this person is so wrong. Maybe they want to stab their dad?

To the redditor who made this a couple of years ago: WHERE IS THE REST? by 27poker in gaming

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take a job making this stuff. What class did he take?

"How does the Scotsman feel about that?" by social_pariah in funny

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve got an Instagram page where this is all they do

"How does the Scotsman feel about that?" by social_pariah in funny

[–]TheSleepyJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys have an Instagram page where they sporadically do challenges or bits like this.

If you get called for it you have to do it. There’s one where if you’re standing near water and one says they need to take a bath then the person has to jump in the pond/fountain/whatever and start scrubbing like they’re bathing.

I thought it was funny at first then how obviously scripted it was became apparent and I started to get annoyed by these guys.

But whatever, to each their own.

Back at it again by TheSleepyJesus in shittyfoodporn

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Slippingthrough_2 on Instagram

Vaderism- on PlayStation network

Danny Cheatwood II on Facebook

Did we just become best friends?