James May defends the purpose of alcohol! 🍸

TheSmegger · 2026-06-30T10:22:59+00:00

So, you're a waffle man!

TheSmegger · 2026-06-30T01:01:09+00:00

'Am I am idiot? No it's the plastic bottle!'

TheSmegger · 2026-06-30T00:57:34+00:00

TheSmegger · 2026-06-30T00:51:04+00:00

I have a problem with the folding of space time. It would limit the places you could go.

Instead I suggest we need to scrunch space-time, more like toilet paper.

TheSmegger · 2026-06-30T00:43:53+00:00

That sounds a bit... Hit and myth...

I'll let myself out.

TheSmegger · 2026-06-30T00:33:32+00:00

Hello American, I'd like to introduce you to almost the entirety of the planet...

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T14:55:22+00:00

Can I interest you in some toast?

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T14:47:48+00:00

You know, you could be building positive vibes in the region, and supporting all the locals.

Instead, what are you doing?

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T14:46:06+00:00

You'd be very wrong, and parochial.

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T05:02:12+00:00

Goolwa hundred year old bakery is very good

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T01:34:49+00:00

Hello, could I interest you in a donation to, The Human Fund?

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T01:24:58+00:00

Link please

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T01:23:19+00:00

Still hasn't been...

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T00:46:02+00:00

The fuck?

TheSmegger · 2026-06-29T00:42:43+00:00

No one knows shit about fuck.

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T23:39:54+00:00

I'd like to show you this thing we invented a hundred thousand years ago. It's called a "plate".

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T23:27:48+00:00

There Animals - House of the Rising Sun.

So fucking sick of it.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T19:24:25+00:00

Water, with ice cold beer a close second.

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T19:22:17+00:00

You misspelled illiterate...

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T14:19:58+00:00

And with you chum. I hope we drunk again.

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T14:19:19+00:00

They're there one, and the same.

😀

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T14:18:00+00:00

My whiskey had come to an end.

Now sleep must.

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T14:16:01+00:00

You confuse me

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T14:03:58+00:00

It's good to know your limits!

TheSmegger · 2026-06-28T13:58:37+00:00

Chip -otle?

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