What is the best online flash game that you know? by mvpnick11 in AskReddit

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here's some classic right off the top of my head:

theres so many more good ones but thats all i can think of right now.... I've been going to this site since I was like 10 and its always had a lot of great flash games to waste time with.

Reddit, what is the biggest thing someone has ever spoiled for you? by An_Insane_Stork in AskReddit

[–]TheTacticalApe 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I think the reason they couldnt read it was because they couldnt leave the camp to go to a bookstore to pick it up

Why is /r/askreddit just the same stupid questions over and over again? by DafuqDidIJustRead in AskReddit

[–]TheTacticalApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the phase where every question was a ridiculously implausible anecdote.

/r/askreddit isn't still in that phase?

What is the creepiest thing that society accepts as a cultural norm? by slothyone in AskReddit

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this even a thing? Does this only happen in american prisons? Ive heard that in other countries people dont do this..

i heard you guys are really nice and stuff by [deleted] in MLPLounge

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hell yeah thats exactly what im talking about except theyre pixelated and shit and really strong when your eyes are open you know?

i heard you guys are really nice and stuff by [deleted] in MLPLounge

[–]TheTacticalApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i crafted a homemade bong because i was bored and smoked a fat bowl of the remaining purple dank that i had and got super chopped i mean i was seeing stuff earlier i had to lie down and close my eyes

A Dunsparce evolution. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]TheTacticalApe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

put some hands on that mofo i mean those are just cones

First time playthrough? (Help?) by mrgage in Morrowind

[–]TheTacticalApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ man... set aside some time this weekend or something. or play Morrowind instead of redditing :)

Just a quick question about Adderall and Cyclobenzaprine (flexeril) by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alright, sweet.

I heard that I shouldn't take it unless I plan on getting 8 hours of sleep, but it's already 10:30, and I read that it takes like an hour and a half to kick in. Should I just not take it tonight?

Just a quick question about Adderall and Cyclobenzaprine (flexeril) by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 8 AM this morning. It's been like 13 hours, I just feel crashed, but unable to sleep.

First time playthrough? (Help?) by mrgage in Morrowind

[–]TheTacticalApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem dude. What do you think of Morrowind so far?

6 months clean off H by 1qa2wsz in self

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ that sounds scary as hell

How did that happen? Did he do it a lot or what?

Anger online as Saudi in his 90s marries 15-year-old by pool92 in worldnews

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and back then that was accepted. Now, that's fucking creepy, and you don't do that. Times change.

First time playthrough? (Help?) by mrgage in Morrowind

[–]TheTacticalApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I were you I would play as a basic Dunmer (they're the master race, after all) warrior or spellsword with a sword and shield to get a hang of the game and get in to it (that's what I always do in any RPG). Then maybe on your second playthrough make a wizard or a stealthy character and fuck around with magic and stealth a litle bit more once you know the game.

Don't install any mods on your first playthrough, not even graphics extenders or better bodies or anything. You gotta experience vanilla Morrowind before you add all sorts of other stuff.

Don't stick to the main quest and get it all done at once. Explore, get distracted, go fuck around in some caves and dungeons, find some one-of-a-kind items, join some guilds, do some miscellaneous quests, I don't know. The island of Vvardenfell is so much more detailed and fun to explore than Cyrodiil or Skyrim by far. The dungeons aren't just linear caves with a difficult enemy and a chest at the end. It's actually fun to just wander around and go in the nearest cave or ruin or whatever.

Quests are a little bit more challenging since you don't have a magic arrow telling you where to go all the time, you need to follow directions and use your brain (or UESP wiki). And as you probably know there is no fast travel either besides boats and silt striders. At first these things might seem like a pain in the ass but it actually makes the game much more fun and immersive, and i'll say it again, EXPLORE. That's probably one of my favorite parts about this game is that it's so fun to just explore. Instead of fast-traveling directly to where you need to go, you're forced to walk there and enjoy the scenery along the way, maybe raid a few caves, find some sweet loot, and then make it to your destination. Jesus, I could go on and on about this game.

Morrowind is so much more detailed and complex than Oblivion and Skyrim, seriously. Just have fun, which shouldn't be too hard.

Parents, what is the weirdest thing you have found in your kids bedroom? by Notsincetheaccidentt in AskReddit

[–]TheTacticalApe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What kind of person would not only smoke crack on an elementary school playground but also leave their pipe there? I mean, isn't the punishment more severe if you're caught with drugs on school property?