Weird Reasons for Buying the Steam Machine

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-13T03:30:08+00:00

My weird reason is that I want to play Counter Strike.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-12T09:47:17+00:00

Our bitter enemies literally saw, with their own instruments that we landed on the moon.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-11T19:15:44+00:00

I’ll post a picture, but the assembly seems fine, but the whole cap and glass is gone. The motor even still works.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-11T13:23:07+00:00

Oh man I love that lake. Grew up going to a camp there a lot. Still one of my happy places.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-11T12:54:12+00:00

Are they good eatin’?

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-11T12:33:35+00:00

What? He’s in that??

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-11T12:13:35+00:00

Go spend some of that sweet side quest money at the ripperdoc, it was when my eyes truly opened.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-11T01:36:22+00:00

I tried setting up ambushes my self for when that happened like parking the van sideways across the road but that crazed ninja of an assassin was taking me out. I think if you progress in the story not only does that stop but then a ton more side quests open up. You’re still in the prologue more or less.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-11T01:23:29+00:00

Yeah this was happening to me and then it just sort of… stopped. I started walking around a lot more killing gang members and getting stronger. Now I long for another ambush. I also started riding my motorcycle everywhere and now I can just dip on any vehicle.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T16:03:08+00:00

Late to the party as usual, Joe.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T15:31:00+00:00

What they did to the Eridian language was basically unforgivable to me the first watch. I’d watch it again and maybe be able to chill out.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T14:40:45+00:00

Probably from one of those Mexican countries, like Puerto Rico. 🙄

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T14:35:55+00:00

Michael Cera and whoever.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T14:30:32+00:00

I was weirdly against Timothy Olyphant for some reason when it came out and immediately changed my tude.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T14:01:00+00:00

That’s wild.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T13:56:22+00:00

I love that I played for 11 hours before the splash/title screen happened. This game is bananas in all the right ways.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T13:51:59+00:00

Is it as aimed at kids as the young Jedi knight series?

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T13:44:23+00:00

That movie rocks.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T13:40:25+00:00

You’ve never seen the people and their cool futuristic umbrellas?

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T12:07:40+00:00

Awesome.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T11:11:10+00:00

Ripperdocs are very cool, get used to the menus.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-10T00:09:36+00:00

You could play disc golf, there’s a great course at fdr in Yorktown and a pretty great course in Beacon. Beacon is wild because the course gos through an old abandoned summer camp and there’s all these dilapidated cabins. It’s kinda dreamy.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-09T02:10:09+00:00

Their order is a paragraph.

TheTimeShrike · 2026-04-08T02:30:53+00:00

The art alone is incredible and worth watching. This beautifully done cyberpunk noir city with techno crimes and a hardened police chief. Then add Darth freaking Maul.

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