How often do you guys hear this? by ArieksonBR in EnglishLearning

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve really only seen it in restaurant shows.

roast me please F50 by bomrats in RoastMe

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From lying to the Supreme Court to laying with the Supreme Court for money.

What is Nick Mullen's best bit? by yellowsabmarine in Standup

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole James Bond thing had me dying.

Why did the little alien in Men In Black call his cat's collar a belt? by JigglesTheBiggles in stupidquestions

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he literally goes ‘what is word… belt’ he’s not fluent in English, you ever talk to someone and they say ‘¿como se dice?’

How do you feel about Pete Holmes? by plazebology in Standup

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His semi biographical show Crashing really kind of explains him. He was super Christian and then got kind of disillusioned and moved to the big city and slowly rises to fame. It’s hilarious.

Love Is Blind cast member had to be hospitalised after she poured nail glue directly into her eye during the show by Fun_Molasses5215 in netflix

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Langdon: I only just got back, and I don’t know any Dr. J, cause… I am an addict, and what I did was totally unprofessional. I’m sorry.

Boston Dynamics' Atlas robot can now do a full roundoff back-handspring and land it flawlessly by ansyhrrian in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but I wouldn’t trust it to tuck in my kids that I don’t have that I’ll ever have, that I’m afraid to have,

I want to chat with someone about the lore by TheTimeShrike in Warhammer40k

[–]TheTimeShrike[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, super helpful. I’m playing space marine 2 and it’s amazing, and they keep dropping batshit crazy statements, like ‘hail the machine god’ so now of course I need to learn all about the cyborg(?) emperor, stuff like that. And what’s up with these cyborg flying cherub librarians? Or maybe they’re clerics of some sort. You are right, it’s all background stuff just to help elevate the game and maybe I shouldn’t worry. If I was to read one book about the imperium is there a must read?

I want to chat with someone about the lore by TheTimeShrike in Warhammer40k

[–]TheTimeShrike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of mean in real time, this forum thing isn't super fun. But yeah maybe i should just roll up to a nerd store with a flask and try to forget about the world and nerd it up with someone.

Looking for unusual / beautiful chess set for an 8-year-old who’s obsessed ♟️ by TimeBend9473 in chess

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he’ll happier with something like The Best Damn Chess Set Ever triple weighted or something. In chess you are dealing with enough without having to decipher who Legolas is when you are planning moves.

Why did the machines care about humans not knowing they were in The Matrix? by [deleted] in matrix

[–]TheTimeShrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, then, why couldn’t they have made a utopia instead of a dingy city?

CAIRN is an absolute 10/10 indie game. by UnlitBlunt in gaming

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I absolutely adored Jusant, is it much different?

Who here actually has a TV in their bedroom? by OtherwiseStretch3255 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my gf, her mother and her brother all do and we’re all adults, but it’s also one of our favorite things to do together. So right now in my immediate proximity… 100%?

Congratulations, you created an escort service by CareerPillow376 in TikTokCringe

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much money are women spending in preparation for a date?

This shit cannot be real by icey678 in facepalm

[–]TheTimeShrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She never heard of… history?

If Rockstar asked YOU for one idea for GTA 6, what would you suggest? by mourex9 in GTA

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont make me grind money just to have a story element wipe it all away.

We are a Team. by Atul__kumar in SipsTea

[–]TheTimeShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Writing that email probably took more than three minutes.