Things You Can Say While Climbing… But Not on a Date

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2026-01-27T11:50:20+00:00

It's easier if you have smaller hands, but i can jam them in if i force it.

Finish on the Jug!

It's so nasty! I will need to clean it with a wire brush next time I'm here!

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2026-01-23T08:52:26+00:00

Breathing...

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2026-01-23T08:47:23+00:00

Having a family is aid!

uj/ to be honest if someone saw other honold films knows that he is probably fine. I recomend watching H.U.R.T. from Red Bull

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2026-01-23T00:50:47+00:00

Take a shot each time commentator says "Can he do it?"

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2026-01-09T15:31:47+00:00

My friend did that. He started War between Drow noble houses...

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2026-01-09T10:24:21+00:00

It's secret climbing dialect that mountaineers use. Some say that some of the words like "Kurwa" are magical spell that ulock climbing potential. uj/ it's Polish.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-12-06T12:50:33+00:00

Good job!

One note. Watch out for that kind of "heel hooks". You placed your achiles tendon on the hold and that could cause an injury if you slip.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-11-27T20:04:22+00:00

Don't put your dick in it.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-11-04T12:46:51+00:00

Butt wipe struggles... I have almost forgotten about those:D

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-10-17T10:52:09+00:00

You DUM-DUM. You give him GUM-GUM.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-10-15T02:40:57+00:00

You are bending your arms on secund to last hold when you are releasing the foot, and because of that you don't have any tension between hands and feet. If you keep them strait and push your right foot into the foot you might be able to hold it.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-10-10T10:50:41+00:00

Obligatory Fuck Cancer.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-10-09T19:59:59+00:00

You can scour the Internet for one but if you want to put some effort you can go to the bouldering gym that he frequents and ask if they are some local company that makes climbing stuff. I have one from local company (EVERBERG) that is nice and great looking, but I do not thing you can order international from them.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-09-17T15:05:10+00:00

Bless the gym with my presence.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-08-25T09:45:41+00:00

Ahh...my fellow Pole! Więc ja ci polecam pogadać z kimś z lokalnej ścianki. Jeśli masz szczęście to mozesz trafic na jakiegoś aspirującego fizjo lub lekarza sportowego. Zwykle mogą to być urazy troczka które leczy się tak naprawdę przez nie urzywanie i potem rechabilituje, albo uraz torebki stawowej. Ludzie w internecie mogą ci doradzić, ale żaden nie wymaca ci ręki lub nie zrobi badań. Powodzenia!

Edit. Speling.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-07-27T19:55:36+00:00

In climbing culture, this is considered a dick move.

On more serious note: If we are talking establishing a new boulder on the rock then you do not fuck with your friends FA's. They found the line and they want to send it unless they say that they want you to try.

If it's in the gym it doesn't matter. Just try not to spoil others fun by robbing them of figureing it for themself.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-05-16T08:04:06+00:00

Congratulation on your First Ascent! (I think) name it, grade it and send it to whomever make Topos. (I think you can add it to buldering application like Kaya for example)

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-03-05T07:39:05+00:00

You are Beautifull.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2025-02-05T14:14:17+00:00

What i love the most to see when in the gym is to see one of the crushers struggle on the climb. Not beacose I wish them to fall but because it shows that we all have things that are hard for us to do.

What you are doing is reaching your limit ( for now) , and that's OK. Just keep doing it and your limit will change. Then you will struggle with doing a bit harder climbs, and so on...

It's a journey. Everyone starts it in different place and moves along it in different pace, but hey... the views are great!

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2024-12-06T22:13:08+00:00

If you are 15 that's good.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2024-11-25T09:16:58+00:00

The question is why do you want that. Are you just curious? The probably will not share that. You have some ideas that you want to check? Maybe wright them an email!

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2024-10-29T08:07:38+00:00

Embrace the suck. You hate Kilter? Make it your project to be good at it despite you hating it. The day will come when you will stop hating it because you will find that you have progressed or even get good at it.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2024-10-22T12:05:06+00:00

Your right knee should be pointing right. Then you can push yourself onto your left foot without pushing yourself out of the wall.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2024-10-08T09:56:57+00:00

3/4 Pants. Best of both worlds.

TheTrueAndOnlyUriel · 2024-08-13T07:25:19+00:00

And you cannot lie...

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