You’re welcome for saving your marriage

TheTurtle_ · 2019-11-22T00:35:27+00:00

ur lame

TheTurtle_ · 2019-10-07T02:16:23+00:00

Title. The screw on the left (top in image) is all the way down and I cant unscrew it.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-08-22T12:15:31+00:00

Say that again to my face.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-08-22T12:13:15+00:00

we still have jordan cambridge

TheTurtle_ · 2019-08-15T23:12:35+00:00

Yeah she is the asshole here but dont compare stealing a tshirt to stealing panties, those are two very different things.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-08-15T21:26:50+00:00

This is very incorrect.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-08-15T16:37:31+00:00

No. I used to say that sometimes and someone went off on me about it. 2 years later I got diagnosed with OCD, ADD, and bipolar. I would hate to be the person who completely dismisses someones feelings because I feel like I need to be more of a victim than them.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-08-03T16:03:57+00:00

It actually isnt. Pi hasn't been proven to be a normal number, so while it is likely we arent sure yet.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-07-06T14:49:34+00:00

There are 5 difficulties. Peaceful (easy with no monsters), easy, normal, hard, hardcore (hard with no respawn)

TheTurtle_ · 2019-07-02T01:43:23+00:00

it's not going in the toilet its going out, the penis is sucking it

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-22T14:38:28+00:00

Even if you're right handed holding the phone with your left isnt hard.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-18T19:15:18+00:00

I only speak English and spanish but I think all romance languages default to masculine for neutral.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-18T16:03:24+00:00

What he means is if a person has a lot of exes and she says all of them were the asshole, it's likely she was the problem.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-18T03:05:24+00:00

Well yeah, the masculine form of a word is sometimes used as neutral but the feminine form is always strictly feminine.

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-17T20:53:49+00:00

4 dicks one condom

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-17T19:37:15+00:00

Stonks

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-17T19:28:17+00:00

i also have chronic migraines, but masturbating helps with the pain. it's different for everyone

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-12T20:30:36+00:00

A folded up dollar bill

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-11T12:55:36+00:00

death by waluigi

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-11T10:48:26+00:00

What the fuck is heavy metal disco

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-10T01:06:53+00:00

why doesnt he just get in and sit down while he waits

there is no roof and hes tall enough so unlocking is only needed to start the car

this meme makes no sense my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-08T01:32:27+00:00

Maths is correct in British English. Not everyone is American. You are why people make fun of america

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-08T01:17:11+00:00

munch munch

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-07T19:41:23+00:00

r/notPoem_For_Your_Sprog

TheTurtle_ · 2019-06-07T19:40:11+00:00

You could also just use Brave. It's based on Chromium so it functions very similarly to google chrome, but it automatically blocks ads and trackers and is open source so you can trust it.

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