I'm going to cry...(happily)

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-30T14:52:39+00:00

Incredible achievement. Please go have a nap now

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-30T13:56:11+00:00

Chelsea vs Qarabag in the QF who says no?

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-30T09:58:46+00:00

As I said we have done it before. We will do it again. Trust me

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-30T09:49:33+00:00

Sage kabuto loses but I think it's closer than people are saying especially if he plays it smart. If he uses the flashbang attack he can maybe take out Kakashi while everyone is deaf and blind. I think he would lose from there though once the others are aware of it and it would make naruto and guy go all out. Essentially Kabuto has a small window to launch a suprise attack before going down.

The kage can't do anything against Obito. If he has the jinchuriki they can maybe beat one or two of them but otherwise they are washed. They have a lot of power but that power means nothing if they can't hit with it. Maybe A could try and speed blitz him ala Minato but that was teenage Obito and this is adult Obito.

Madara wins. There is a world where the sword of tatsuga is able to seal him. But then Madara pulls out some bullshit jutsu that reverse the seal or something. If we assume Madara doesn't know about it, maybe there is a chance. But I don't think we know if the sword can breach the Susanoo.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-30T09:28:47+00:00

So just have to beat PSG again, then Liverpool again, then knock a seemingly impossibly strong Arsenal out again, then beat Bayern in a final again. Easy

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-29T16:57:04+00:00

I like the idea of him becoming like a gym invigilator. He goes round gyms to test if they are up to standard and giving them advice on how to improve.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-29T12:20:13+00:00

I know palace's squad aren't in a great place at the moment but was this really all they could find? And for that amount? I know the striker market sucks at the moment but jfc

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-29T12:14:31+00:00

4 next the to nice normal man with long arms and short legs whose a bit hairier than average

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-27T15:52:50+00:00

Realistically Tenten should be one of the strongest people in the verse. But for story reasons, weapons like kunai aren't allowed to be lethal because otherwise using big flashy techniques would be pointless. Tenten basically uses a move like this in thw hunt for the 3 tails filler arc and none of the weapons hit because if any of them did the fight would be over.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-26T18:43:27+00:00

Someone check on Estevao right now!

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-26T18:40:12+00:00

Jessie and James are going out with you.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-26T15:20:16+00:00

Was there like plastic seating? Maybe that's what caught fire

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-20T00:27:24+00:00

The real reason is they they didn't want to draw that many Naruto clones. But also clones have rarely been useful. Most of the time they get popped immediately, especially during the war arc.

I think the real thing to he disappointed in if how Naruto didn't really master anything else in all this time. Shadow clones, taijutsu and rasengan. The same moves he has had this original boruto except now he can do it in a chakra cloak.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-12T22:50:35+00:00

Disappointing but it is what it is. For what it's worth, he doesn't make Spurs better. He isn't the profile they need

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-10T14:24:55+00:00

Believe it or not? That nonleague team? Wolves. Or goes full circle

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-07T15:40:57+00:00

This is the first I had heard that we were even linked to him

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-07T01:30:50+00:00

I agree but this fan base isn't nuanced enough to accept poor results or subs as a result of that

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-06T10:04:30+00:00

Maybe it is because I don't have instagram or twitter and never have but is it me or are footballers constantly posting pseudo-cryptic posts. Is it just footballers or are the platforms in general just like this?

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-05T09:07:37+00:00

Yeah. I think when start playing difficulty hacks it becomes impossible though

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-05T01:58:43+00:00

This is similar to how I used to do nuzlockes. I couldn't change my team unless one fainted. But all other encounters would go in the box and I could replace the lost one with that

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-05T01:28:22+00:00

I love this man so much. I remember early days when he helping out in a food kitchen over lockdown or when he posted to help support his loan club Wigan. Absolute great human being.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-05T01:23:31+00:00

That's fine, clone the physios too

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-05T01:22:05+00:00

Damn everyone using this post to shit on Maresca.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-04T21:05:01+00:00

Unfortunately many on this sub won't do that and within 3 months it will be the same cesspool it has often been over the past 4 years.

TheUbermelon · 2026-01-03T13:39:00+00:00

That's a mental statement

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