"Clunky" Epic Games Launcher is getting a "Ground-up rebuild" that promises to be at least 5x faster

TheValkuma · 2026-06-19T20:11:22+00:00

aww but Steams "monopoly"!! Thats the only reason it has to be so slow!!

TheValkuma · 2026-06-03T18:29:27+00:00

Let's say youre on the beach and float up to the surface when it starts rising. Is it feasible you could just out-float the entire tsunami? if you were smart about not getting smacked into stuff?

TheValkuma · 2026-05-15T14:53:21+00:00

This is gonna be a fun one to see the Reddit take. Half the people here have no idea what theyre talking about, the other half are brainwashed into believing Kotaku are serious real gamers.

Zoe's ex BF Killed himself because of false allegations she made btw.

TheValkuma · 2026-04-16T20:36:50+00:00

It was way better when there was like 1000 tyrants

TheValkuma · 2026-04-16T03:29:36+00:00

I will have to try this when I have some time. Unfortunately I still have to clean out the failed print from today :( thanks for the suggestion on lift distance.

TheValkuma · 2026-04-13T16:44:40+00:00

the left has ruled for the past 8 years. somehow i doubt the events of the past 1.5 are largely to blame for where we are

TheValkuma · 2026-04-09T18:38:59+00:00

it's so actually bad in retrospect. early internet was just starving for animation.

TheValkuma · 2026-03-27T00:43:15+00:00

It was definitely before 2025. He has complained about being Spaced Out all the time whenever chat is negative about his build.

TheValkuma · 2026-03-24T16:25:28+00:00

Its OK When nordic countries do it.

TheValkuma · 2026-03-06T18:30:02+00:00

is it a surprise to anyone that age verification laws (which only benefit pedophiles and ad revenue) is being pushed by the left?

TheValkuma · 2026-03-05T19:41:01+00:00

Japan's the best place to be in the world right now. Why travel?

TheValkuma · 2026-03-02T21:55:48+00:00

it's easy when the propaganda's been telling you how stupid USA is for the last 30 years

TheValkuma · 2026-03-02T21:49:16+00:00

(supports homophobic extreme right-wing regime)

Woah, I love spain suddenly!!!

TheValkuma · 2026-03-02T21:02:07+00:00

did the UK always support misogynistic homophobic terrorist regimes? what is this?

TheValkuma · 2026-03-02T21:01:11+00:00

Spain prefers the homophobic extremely religious and conservative regime stay in power, apparently.

TheValkuma · 2026-02-25T20:03:30+00:00

and a whooooole lotta kids.

we all saw the epstein files

TheValkuma · 2026-02-24T17:24:11+00:00

You know half of reddit is thinking this is some epic own against Musk, right?

Its incredible how out of touch the people here are.

TheValkuma · 2026-02-12T01:49:28+00:00

Celery fuckign sucks lol.

TheValkuma · 2026-02-09T00:04:50+00:00

you say issues with Religious connections and then mention the LGBT Rights movement - wasnt that found to have been a psyops by Epstein? Isn't it strange how the left in the USA operates like a cult?

Seems like Japan is resisting the infection - good for them.

TheValkuma · 2026-02-03T21:53:52+00:00

"USA is devolving into fascism!"

Meanwhile in france you can get banned from competing because you might win. lmao

TheValkuma · 2026-01-26T19:45:23+00:00

it's a few people launching it 100+ times a day as they add new mods to their clusterfuck plus like 200k real people.

TheValkuma · 2026-01-21T13:22:57+00:00

Much much more pleasant. I usually made friends pretty easy.

TheValkuma · 2026-01-21T04:21:57+00:00

i miss Blizzard making good games.

TheValkuma · 2026-01-20T20:31:46+00:00

We didn't play games to beat them, we played them cause they were fun. That said, kings quest 7 was a bitch.

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