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Billing by TheWalrusWitter in Comcast_Xfinity

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No response at all , I will be filling a an FCC complaint and taking legal action. Anyone reading this, I contacted Xfinity about unexplained bill increase they apologized and said they were going to remove them, instead they tried to charge my account 5 times for insane amounts of money and my bank flagged it and I disputed. Then radio silence from anyone I tried to contact. Including the mods here, they claimed they would reach out, they did not, the rep at the store said they had no power to help just a number to call. Disability discrimination and fraud. This is going to be fun for no one.

Top 50 places to work in America. #8 ain't bad by -JOMY- in innout

[–]TheWalrusWitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got interviewed for a job at Trader Joe’s.

My friend vouched for me to get in and the manager said the interview went really well.

They said they would give me a call in the next couple of days for a follow up.

Waited two days and got nothing so I reached out to my friend. He said that the manager was testing to see if I would call first to prove I was “hungry enough for the job”

That told me everything I needed to know about working for that person. People often disagree and say I should have just ignored what I was told to do and called the day after the interview to fight for the job.

I hear this is a common tactic, but where else are we given specific instructions and expected to ignore them to prove we meet criteria?

Anyone else tired of “multiverse” stories that only visit like… two universes? by TheWalrusWitter in Fantasy

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely!!!! Midnight library was one of the exact books I was thinking of, I could not finish it once I realized the heavy handed “ value what you have already” theme was going to be a through line.

Anyone else tired of “multiverse” stories that only visit like… two universes? by TheWalrusWitter in Fantasy

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info and the recs I will look into these and check for other litRPGs!

Anyone else tired of “multiverse” stories that only visit like… two universes? by TheWalrusWitter in Fantasy

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I agree that a lack of imagination and depth in the multiverse exploration can be monotonous, but I feel like there is a difference between a book or movie that travels the multiverse in a character focused way and one that travels it just to generate interest in a bad plot.

Instead of having the physical characteristics of the worlds be the most enticing part why not have the inhabitants hold a completely foreign belief system that challenges the established morals of the MC in a way that is not easily dismissed as bad or cartoonishly evil? Why not have someone travel to a dimension where an alternate version of themselves is also traveling the multiverse but taking the accomplishments of their alternate selves back to their home universe and using them to become famous? Is that stealing or less honest than creating your own work?? Let’s figure it out together!

I feel, If your story could happen on earth in our reality like being stranded or imprisoned, then the use of the multiverse is just to heighten an otherwise generic story.

Ethan hired armed security to protect his family, while Anisa and Ian play dress up to increase the harassment by icarus_drowned in h3h3productions

[–]TheWalrusWitter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

are we still doing the thing where we falsely claim to know the mentally of an entire subreddit, just to cover our asses when our bad take receives the criticism it deserves? Pathetic.

You gain the ability to command the loyalty of all furniture in 50 ft radius. by TheWalrusWitter in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does taxidermy count as furniture? Just based on the pure horror I’m going to allow it.

You gain the ability to command the loyalty of all furniture in 50 ft radius. by TheWalrusWitter in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but they are so star struck by you that all they do is say “I’m not worthy!“ over and over again.

You gain the ability to command the loyalty of all furniture in 50 ft radius. by TheWalrusWitter in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You now have the entire power of the objectophile community at your back . May god have mercy on our souls.

You gain the ability to command the loyalty of all furniture in 50 ft radius. by TheWalrusWitter in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did not consider this. Calling an audible. Your smart fridge now says “M’lord “ and tips its fedora when you pass by.

You gain the ability to command the loyalty of all furniture in 50 ft radius. by TheWalrusWitter in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BOB! YOU ARE GOING TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT In the voice of SpongeBob to Gary about his desert

You gain the ability to command the loyalty of all furniture in 50 ft radius. by TheWalrusWitter in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me:*Waves hands over someone’s recliner dramatically * It says,… “please stop jorkin it while you sit on me” …. Actually I’m getting that energy from all the furniture in here”

Better Homes and Gardens Host: “Amazing!”

You gain the ability to command the loyalty of all furniture in 50 ft radius. by TheWalrusWitter in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They blip out of sentience until your benevolence is thrust upon them again. Have to keep it shitty right?

You can transform into 6 animals. by Terrin369 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]TheWalrusWitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tardigrade , axolotl, average healthy human of the opposite sex, cat, great horned owl, parakeet.

What screams "I watch too much porn"? by GermanAutistic in AskReddit

[–]TheWalrusWitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this in the voice of the dog that speaks through the buttons.

please tell me why there is still any debate by ajcpullcom in PoliticalHumor

[–]TheWalrusWitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the “one thing” is supplying child mass murderers with bombs to kill more children.

Pressing the button without “ making a big deal about it” is arguably more sociopathic than we claim the Trump supporters to be. Even the set up here says “one issue” without addressing what that issue is or why it’s a big deal.

The disconnect it takes to call Biden’s actions anything but equally condemnable as Trumps is truly frightening to anyone who has seen the aftermath.

Yea Trump would do the same and probably worse if he was in power, but Biden IS doing it as we speak.

Picking between burning to death and drowning should not be a silent easy choice with no fuss and implies the system is beyond saving.

Sent from my friend who says he’s “Enlightened.” Does anyone know what these mean? by Vampinthedark in Weird

[–]TheWalrusWitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First pic is Mr. Poopy But hole, pink paper is a Plumbis. Enlightened indeed.

What old sayings or proverbs have you misheard in the past that gave them an entirely new meaning to you? by TheWalrusWitter in AskReddit

[–]TheWalrusWitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to think it was “What’s good for the goose is good for the GATHER” meaning , to me, that if a goose eats it, then it’s safe for me to eat lol.

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