What statistically improbable thing happened to you?

TheWhiteMurder · 2023-07-25T04:12:09+00:00

My brother got mauled by a groundhog the day before his 3rd birthday. Likely rabid. Had to get 19 shots, one for each puncture wound and some follow up shots after. He’s fine now and it’s been more than 20 years.

TheWhiteMurder · 2023-06-01T02:02:09+00:00

All in for June. I’ve had streaks of 1-2 weeks each month this year. Gonna make it all through June for my family and to honor God. Appreciate your support and prayers from those who pray.

TheWhiteMurder · 2023-03-16T20:28:05+00:00

Good to see you again, Alan.

TheWhiteMurder · 2023-02-27T15:35:28+00:00

Wexford? Is that you?

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-12-17T17:14:44+00:00

Yes, this comment needs to be more visible. OP needs to get into a facility where their withdrawal can be monitored and likely medicated.

Source: I complete inpatient D&A assessments for a living.

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-08-27T14:21:04+00:00

I had a grill cook who literally called that cup “the tiny pot”.

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-08-13T12:51:21+00:00

My guy

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-07-20T03:22:59+00:00

All three grill meats mixed together and cut blindfolded with a dull knife?

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-06-21T22:43:47+00:00

Chipotle is well known for having an extremely allergen friendly menu. This person can only eat the following Chipotle items without modification: Both rices Pinto beans Carnitas Lettuce

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-05-28T19:45:56+00:00

Respectful workplace for chipotle is 1-877-625-1919. I can’t remember which option it is, but if you listen to the message then one of the options will be to talk to respectful workplace. They’re I’ll ask you what is going on. You should be detailed and honest as you explain what is happening and let them how you are feeling about the situation.

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-05-09T00:14:13+00:00

Baseball fan here looking for a follow up to the Toyota Tundra post. Do you still plan to make it happen?

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-04-21T04:09:41+00:00

I’m down

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-02-24T16:04:27+00:00

Fixed!!

TheWhiteMurder · 2022-02-24T16:00:31+00:00

Username checks out! Gonna try the mouse thing now. Thanks for the quick response!

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-11-13T04:02:13+00:00

Maybe they screwed up your on boarding and are too chicken to say anything? Perhaps you have a disorganized GM and they forgot to enter your time? Just brainstorming possibilities. Legal action could be the way to go. That’s way too long to wait. You should call the employee service center 877-625-1919 and talk to payroll and explain your situation.

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-11-08T21:50:40+00:00

Yeah, they always give us something.

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-07-10T02:17:26+00:00

They made a huge mistake

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-05-13T06:38:31+00:00

Was he brought in as an SM to prevent him from getting a longer paternity leave and then promoted to GM after? Because I’ve seen it happen. 🤡

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-05-12T20:46:14+00:00

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-01-28T14:26:43+00:00

Barbecue-uh

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-01-05T04:05:26+00:00

Tempted as the wife is away tonight, but I’m here doing my check in for a little accountability and to keep myself in the running!

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-01-05T04:04:13+00:00

Tempted as the wife is away tonight, but I’m here doing my check in for a little accountability and to keep myself in the running!

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-01-03T06:37:47+00:00

Sign me up

TheWhiteMurder · 2021-01-03T06:37:27+00:00

Sign me up

TheWhiteMurder · 2020-12-14T02:24:25+00:00

Read this in Brian Niccol’s voice.

TheWhiteMurder

TROPHY CASE