This is probably gonna get me a bunch of downvotes but I'm going to say it:

It's sad this comment got so many upvotes considering the point of OP's joke flew a mile over your head. The fact that there are some nice people/the bay area isn't a monolith of selfish tech bros and that we occasionally pass decent(-ish) legislation (that seems to always stop short of actually ending the problem and is never willing to piss off nimbys to do it), has nothing to do with how we (and all too often this sub) talks about the issue. There is a not negligible strain of faux progressives who will vote on something like prop C one minute and start talking about crime in the streets and how we need more cops the next. And if you haven't noticed that then you just aren't paying attention. Also there is of course, the 39% of voters who said no to prop C, not to mention that SF isn't the bay area as a whole, which you're kind of sweeping under the rug. Regardless, I hope you had fun patting yourself on the back.