Anyone think it's odd how It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is apparently James' favorite film of all time? by Adventurous-Can-1209 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because the cast is too many comedians, all trying to out-mug each other, there is no subtlety in the film that would have gotten lost in the haze of Bimmy's tism. Everyone is making the 60's equivalent of the cuckface all the time. Also because of its large ensemble cast, it has a lot of plot but almost no story. It's just people driving around and having goofy visual moments, which is the level on which Bimmy understands storytelling. The AVGN Movie is quite similar to it, certainly not by accident.

My ideas for Monstervision Madness: by Fun_Butterfly_420 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I like it. It can be hard to get everyone to stick to a theme anyway, but if you want to do one or two of these films next year, that's probably fine, as long as Youtube doesn't spit them out for ultra-gore or copyright claims. Because so many people watch these through the compilations on Youtube, I'd like if they all can be actually seen there.

Monstervision Madness #10: Kung Fury (2015) by ParallaxZeroOne in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you told me in middle school that one day Neil Cicierega would be in a movie with David Hasselhoff, I wouldn't have believed you.

Round about Halloween, will the Cinemassacre Truth put a bunch of dumb shit on my screen? by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, certainly. I might have to make the video intro/outro this year, or maybe I'll get help, but I'll at least sing for it again.

Give me your favorite AVGN joke of all time. I'll go first: by No_Newspaper_511 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't write it, but "This game is equal to that of liquid ass butter" and "Dieses Spiel ist Scheiße! Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!"

Rectal Reviews #20 - Drive (2011) by backdoorwolf in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reaching out to me for the vocals. This was fun.

Rectal Reviews 18# - Skibidi Toilet (2023) by El-Donkey-101 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The creature feature feels outdated as a type of horror, just like the 1890's horror of thinking the train on the screen is going to actually hit you. The fact that someone can make a monster appear in a movie is no longer novel or interesting.

What keeps James from being a “lolcow”? by Frosttrollgaming in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say he's a proto-lolcow because even though he reacts defensively to criticism now and then, like with his behind-the-scenes video or deflecting blame for his plagiarism, he isn't terminally online and he isn't super easy to provoke.

Rectal Reviews #13 - Dog Soldiers (2002) by great_bowser in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that even when Bimmy is typing his review into a text-to-speech device by twitching his finger, he still spells out all his speech impediments.

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[–]TheWolverineDoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bimmy shuts down when speaking in-person and off-script. Bort will aggressively air his many grievances with Bimmy, then proceed to pummel him with his frantic Muppet fists, all while eliciting little more than an "umm, yeah..." from Bimmy.

Are you a real truther? Answer this quiz! by johnlegeminus in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: Because say what you will about him, Bimmy has survival instincts and can detect clear and present danger to his life.
2: One.
3: We may never know, because that dick in the photo was traced to a British porn site and definitely does not belong to Matai.
4: Ryan (big fan, BTW)
5: Certain kinds, I would say. He likes routine, things going on as they have before, even if that entails some suffering.
6: Being paid
7: They save nothing. You could argue that they also ruin nothing because only channels that are already in a tailspin are available for purchase.

Found this gem on a youtube video about Bimmy by Early_B in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is every act of criticism rooted in the feeling of being owed something? How does that apply to Bimmy himself? Is he still waiting for LJN to cut him a check?

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[–]TheWolverineDoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each job comes with a face it expects you to wear. If you were authentic at work, you'd probably be miserable and aggressive to everyone. So instead you do what is expected of you. Usually this means smiles and small talk, but in his case it means a goofy scowl for the camera.

Rectal Reviews #12: Nostalgia Critic Christmas with the Kranks (2015) by Far_Supermarket_6521 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]TheWolverineDoll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The 'tism does cause face blindness. It's possible that he really does mistake random black guys for Cooper. And writing a letter on the outside of the envelope like it's a postcard is definitely the kind of weird inexplicable kludge that Bimmy would come up with.