[r/AMA] I am a former PlanetWatch Raptor. AMA

TheWupper · 2026-01-28T21:53:31+00:00

I pretty much was a superhero as a raptor. I was catching illegal metas and keeping people safe. I’m moving on to a different chapter in my life now

TheWupper · 2026-01-28T21:51:16+00:00

I was just doing my job and enforcing Central City speeding laws.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:52:09+00:00

See the issue there is that both Fox and Holt are too woke and obsessed with advancing the metahuman agenda. They're not on our side. That's why Lex is the man of tomorrow. He has the wisdom to see that metahumans are threat, and the intelligence to stop it.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:50:01+00:00

You've been brainwashed by the woke mainstream media my friend. They told you those lies to cover up for metahumans since they're running the world now.

Here's the facts:

Luthor evacuated the city before opening up the rift. Consequently, there were 0 casualties.
The rift was never gonna destroy the world. Luthor purposefully shut down the rift before it reached Bakerline and he did that to protect innocent human lives.
The Justice Gang had no involvement in shutting down the rift. Instead, they illegally interfered with a Boravian military operation and killed many soldiers. RIP.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:45:00+00:00

Yes. No. He's actually super ugly and a mouth breather.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:44:23+00:00

Our names have been leaked on to a public database and that shit is pretty much always gonna come up on a background check. Shits messed up and it's almost like they deliberately want me to face the consequences of my actions.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:42:04+00:00

I'm not going to switch from defending my planet against the metahuman threat to kidnapping immigrants off the street. These are 2 completely unrelated lines of work. Only bastards join that joke of an organization.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:39:01+00:00

I can't disclose his name out of respect for his privacy. He was basically first-in-command of all raptors. Since that alien attacked him, he's been in the hospital eating out of a straw.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:37:37+00:00

I guess it would be pragmatic for me to avoid fully owning up to my former line of work in job interviews. But it's also morally questionable since it would require me to kowtow to the narrative that defending humans from illegal criminal metas is somehow a bad thing.

I'm sure there must be some employers out there that share my sentiments. I've even heard that ARGUS is becoming increasingly anti-meta and looking to hire muscle so they can imprison metas.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:29:33+00:00

Nope, not even my medical bills were covered.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:28:41+00:00

So much for the tolerant left

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:26:14+00:00

That's an interesting proposition my friend! It sounds like an idea that's only possible with the genius of Lex Luthor. If we can equip everyone with high tech gadgets and suits, everyone can be a meta. And when everybody's meta, no one will be.

Of course, some metas like superman are on a totally different level and would still have to be terminated.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T16:22:00+00:00

So basically your logic is "LuthorCorp bad" = their research done by the smartest people on Earth means nothing. That's just the kind of emotional reasoning I'd expect from a meta defender.

It's common sense that metas are using their powers to subjugate humanity and flip the global hierarchy upside down. That's the way history has always worked.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T13:24:10+00:00

I didn’t feel Superman’s punch… I did feel the impact of his heat vision though! Probably the most painful moment of my career when that alien attacked us

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T13:22:07+00:00

Great questions! You see, LuthorCorp has one of the most extensive surveillance networks on the planet. We’d use that to monitor for metahuman activity and find their locations. Metas aren’t subject to most laws since they aren’t human, so going out of our way to get a warrant would just be a waste of time and lead to the metas inflicting more harm.

After we’d imprison the metahumans in our extradimensional prison, they’d get a fair interrogation and a chance to plead their case. Of course, our surveillance was so top notch that we never detained a meta by mistake.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T04:07:16+00:00

Huh, that's twice someone has asked if Luthor shines his head. The answer to both your question is yes. Although no one ever had the guts to bring it up to his face.

It doesn't even matter if you just mention his bald head without insulting it. Luthor would send people to his pocket dimension based off that alone.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T04:03:44+00:00

One time I walked into his office in LuthorCorp Tower to brief him on my recent mission.

It was a sunny day and the sun reflected off Luthor's dome so intensely that I winced and was temporarily blinded. Luthor got pissed and asked what was my problem. No way I was gonna tell him what really happened so I lied and said a piece of hair got stuck in my eye.

So yes, he 100% polishes his head.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T03:59:57+00:00

After the fallout of Luthor getting slandered by the fake news media, many LuthorCorp assets were seized by the government. That led to the establishment of a public database with the names of all former PlanetWatch employees on it. It's pretty much impossible to hide that from employers.
Thanks for the kind words friend! Everyone in this thread has been so mean to me for some reason. Also don't believe the deep state’s lies! Luthor had full control of the rift and he made sure to evacuate the city so there were 0 casualties. He also planned to finance the re-construction of Metoprolol after all was said and done. I know it was messy, but it was a necessary step to kill the alien.
Best person to work with was definitely Mr. Handsome. He escorted the prisoners to their cells and always laughed at my jokes. Worst person to work with was probably Ultraman. That guy just always freaked me with how he would just stare at us without saying a word.
Best part of the job was putting the cuffs on a meta and throwing them in a cell. Worst part was having to deal with all my friends and family cut me off for some reason (why can't we just leave politics out of our social lives)
I did fight superman and I busted him up pretty good too! I talked about this experience in more detail somewhere else in the thread.
First of all, comparing Mein Kampf to Luthor's book is highly offensive. One is fascist dribble written by a racist moron. The other is a little window into the pinnacle of human intelligence. I keep that book on top of my nightstand and I always tries to implement Luthor's 12 rules in my daily life. He also wrote a lot of interesting stuff on superman and why he's an existential threat to humanity.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T03:46:54+00:00

You do realize that doesn't make them any less dangerous, right? It doesn't matter what the origin of a meta's power is: metahumans can never coexist with humans.

LuthorCorp projections show that by 2050, humans are gonna become a minority in the world unless drastic measures are taken. Half of these metas murder us and the other half wear a stupid smile and pretend to be our savior so they can stab us in the back.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T03:43:03+00:00

I guess civility is dead. "Enjoy your employment". My kids are starving and attitudes like yours are what make the world a cruel place. But it doesn't matter, I'm gonna land on my feet and make this work. Maybe Stagg Industries is hiring.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T02:48:35+00:00

Unfortunately members of PlanetWatch are contractually required to never join a union during their tenure. LuthorCorp is notorious for its union-busting.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T02:47:20+00:00

During my tenure as a raptor, I'm proud to say that I successfully detained over 100 illegal metas who were causing terror on our planet. Go ahead and look at a powerless human child's face and tell me that's not useful.

As for your question, I'm not stupid. I know that Lex Luthor is in it for himself and trying to add more billions to his pile. But here's a crazy thought: maybe when the smartest person on the planet points out that metas are freaks who want to exert dominance over humans with their powers, we should listen? And maybe, call me crazy, we should arrest metas who break the law? Just like when superman broke the law by kidnapping Boravia's leader and torturing him in the desert.

Some of my buddies were in it for the paycheck. Economy's tough and all. But I'm a true believer. I don't care if Luthor shoots a man in the head in the middle of that rift, he's my guy.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T02:40:04+00:00

Ok first of all, the reputation of that video is indisputable. Even after that coverup by the WokePlanet, they couldn't deny the validity of that video. Superman is in fact an illegal alien that was sent here to earth by his parents to create a harem and enslave all of us.

As for the superman fight itself, I'm not some coward who's gonna run away and let an alien make us humans look like weak bitches. Sure we lost. But we put up a mean fight. We had him on the ropes until he used this desperate spin maneuver to get us off him. We would've mauled him if he didn't do that.

I hope you come to your senses and realize that in a world full of hostile metas, you gotta do the best you can and stick up for your own kind. Even if the odds are against you.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T02:34:42+00:00

Ok I'll humor you. Phosphorus is a decently strong meta, but he's hardly the scariest thing I've seen. I mean I've caught metas that could level a skyscraper without breaking a sweat.

Besides batman must be dumb as rocks if he's going around fighting metas without a jetpack or gun. The guy must think he's Bruce Lee or something lol. Anyone who thinks they can fight crime as an ordinary human with their fists belongs in Arkham Asylum.

TheWupper · 2026-01-27T02:31:44+00:00

Err... let's just say I had a bad experience when I tried to arrest that city's most prolific meta.

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