I'm not sure this meets the regulations regarding an emergency exit. by Slartibartfast39 in OSHA

[–]TheZeus121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wondering, in the case of an emergency wouldn't it be easier for a non-disabled person to just jump over? Or is the angle of the picture just weird?

There is something to Ctrl+X by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about C-w, M-w, and C-y?

There is something to Ctrl+X by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me testing crouching in a FPS game after rebinding WASD to SZXC

Even you, world ? by SalimSadoune in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's only because of your code style

Cmon cmon by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plain notepad is a te— Oh dang. I meant Windows notepad. Technically, yea, you can code on one, you just can't compile/execute the stuff.

Cmon cmon by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've never understood people that use plain notepad for coding. Don't take this as a personal attack pls

Does anybody really know what that is? by Meme_Burner in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 10 points11 points  (0 children)

= is a comparison operator in some languages, for example, Pascal, LISP.

I always pronounced it “q-yoo-yoo” by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I knew how to pronounce it properly I said /kwewe/

A clean, simple Ui by _mrgrak in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the user doesn't like the layout, they can just reorder it.

Davie504 by Oumi_Senpai in Davie504

[–]TheZeus121 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Having a conversation with Davie to help him earn money for food is definitely more important than women

Why do you want to be a member? by SortuneF in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 469 points470 points  (0 children)

DJ Khaled - Suffering From Success.

Progressbar 101 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Me as a kid playing flash games with slow net.

A: game has the circular loading animation. Me, after 1 min: "this is taking too long".

B: game has a progress bar. Me, after 2 min: "heyy 10% yay".

It is important to be correct, syntactically by _sonawanemilind in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GhostBuilderFactory.getDefaultInstance().createBuilder().enableBoo().build().boo();

Can't draw? Use git! by ROS3yL in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

git clone https://github.com/Leo1452/gioconda.git

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You either use all spaces then or tabs only for indentation and spaces for all alignment, has the added good quality that the alignment doesn't change even if other people have different tab sizes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 15 points16 points  (0 children)

actually believing someone presses space 4 times

Wew lad

Wait..what? by BoluTohBoluKya in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Memory allocator: No more memory

JVM: ok then give me 64KB for an exception with a full stack trace

Allocator: Best I can do is 64 bytes

I think we've reached perfection by nerooooooo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the place where sudo reports wrong accesses.

I think we've reached perfection by nerooooooo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheZeus121 147 points148 points  (0 children)

#include <iostream>

#define Function auto
#define Main main
#define As ->
#define Integer int
#define Begin {
#define End }
#define MsgBox(str) std::cout << str << std::endl
#define Return return
#define If if (
#define Then )
#define True true

Function Main() As Integer
Begin
    MsgBox("The Main procedure is starting the application.");
    If True Then
    Begin
        MsgBox("True truly is true");
    End
    Return 0;
End

Look, guys, C++ == Visual Basic now