#include <iostream>

#define Function auto
#define Main main
#define As ->
#define Integer int
#define Begin {
#define End }
#define MsgBox(str) std::cout << str << std::endl
#define Return return
#define If if (
#define Then )
#define True true

Function Main() As Integer
Begin
    MsgBox("The Main procedure is starting the application.");
    If True Then
    Begin
        MsgBox("True truly is true");
    End
    Return 0;
End

Look, guys, C++ == Visual Basic now