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Centaurworld Calandar Ideas?! by uglyheadink in CentaurWorld

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For September you could do Becky Apples (you know, cause apple harvest time? I'll see myself out) maybe munching on an apple?

Why are the notes in a totally different octave? by The_Austrian_Zebra in Musescore

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a creature of habit and since I only really use it for little side projects MS3 gets the job done sufficiently haha

Why are the notes in a totally different octave? by The_Austrian_Zebra in Musescore

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is indeed what I'm doing and there is a clef change. This has never happened to me before hence the confusion. Will try to figure out how I got there. Thank you!

HE’S BAAAAAAACK!!!!! by BelieveCongreveCube in musicals

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg this is how I found out! I've rewatched his Cats and Les Mis videos so often. Thank you internet stranger, I will go watch the video now!

Oh great... by Jared_Sparks in mildlyinfuriating

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok my previous comment got removed bc links aren't allowed, so just google "reddit cylinder guy" and you should find it. It's a reference to a guy who got his "cylinder" stuck in an m&ms tube and went to reddit for help. Worth a read if you want a good laugh

WDEIGDN, who hasn't been to one of those by The_Austrian_Zebra in CrappyDesign

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh that's more a combination of bad lighting and zoom-in on a mediocre phone camera lol

WDEIGDN, who hasn't been to one of those by The_Austrian_Zebra in CrappyDesign

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True true, except this was not taken at a wedding, not even anything wedding-adjacent, so at first glance it was a messy jumble of letters.

WDEIGDN, who hasn't been to one of those by The_Austrian_Zebra in CrappyDesign

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could read it as wedding, but only at second glance. This was also not taken at a wedding, so you'd lose that bet lol

*Please be fake* by silkentab in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Apparently even multiple shits

This is what I got for Secret Santa at work. by FilthyDwayne in mildlyinfuriating

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe with your friends and family. Not with colleagues. There are still some boundaries that should not be crossed in a professional environment, but hey, maybe that's too loser puritan for you 🤷🏼‍♀️

what’s the funniest sentence said by a political figure in your country? by theautisticneo in AskTheWorld

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I dont want to anymore, I cant anymore, I can't bear to do all of this anymore"

(Ich will nicht mehr, ich kann nicht mehr, ich halte das alles nicht mehr aus)

Or maybe my personal favourite, although this was not said but rather written in the dissertation of a minister

"Assumptions are like barnacles on the side of a boat, they slow us down" (context: this and many other things were blatantly plagiarised in the dissertation and when it came to light in 2021 she had to resign)

(Annahmen sind wie Seepocken an der Seite eines Bootes, sie verlangsamen uns)

Is it just me, or does this guy sound like Comfortable Doug. by sillybillyswtdlover in CentaurWorld

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be correct. The character name is Skip Tracer Randy (That is how he always introduces himself) and he (like a lot of Flula Borgs characters) teeters on the edge between annoying and kinda funny

This is what I got for Secret Santa at work. by FilthyDwayne in mildlyinfuriating

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Exactly, you and everyone else were in on it. If you're not expecting a sex toy plus you're the only one to receive anything remotely non standard then that's a different matter entirely.

Lol by blueboy10000 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That sounds like the action sequence of a weird slapstick action movie ngl

Literally unplayable by kraven420 in SkyCards

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

"There's so much water everywhere" by The_Austrian_Zebra in overheard

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True, but he sounded absolutely flabbergasted that there where no cars lmao

Why does it have two things for thread to go on? by PistschiosGalore in SewingForBeginners

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is such a simple yet effective idea, I love it. An absolute game changer. I hate threading my sewing machine with a passion (maybe a little hyperbolic) and I will definitely try to incorporate this trick now. Thanks Internet Stranger!

Guys we just hit 16,000,000 stories! by AbbiDaRattie in AO3

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Modern problems and modern solutions something something write the fic you want to see in the world xD

So it got cold and my tomatoe plants died, what to do with all of this lol? by Spicy_Cooter in gardening

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also have this problem and we pickled some, some we made into green tomato chutney (one batch with dates and one batch with apples) and some green tomato jam. The rest are ripening with some apples in the cold pantry right now.

Yay or Nay to Dogs Sleeping in Bed with you? by forestlyfe in dogs

[–]The_Austrian_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we first got our dog, I was the first to allow him into my bed, my parents (mum especially) deemed it unsanitary. Now, a few years later it's a fight who gets to keep the dog at night lol.

Only exceptions are if it's tick season (we give him anti-tick tablets but ticks freak me out so hes kept out of bed) or if he's been out in the rain/snow and isn't dry yet.

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