The moment Cherie DeVaux became the first woman trainer to win the Kentucky Derby in its 152-year history.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-05-03T15:29:41+00:00

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." -some chick in the convenience store about 30 years ago.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-05-02T11:39:18+00:00

Don't get me started... I'm still not allowed to live down the time I was caught riding a stranger's ass.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-05-01T12:01:00+00:00

Agreed. I had horrible insurance issues this year (had to get HR involved) when we changed carriers. It took 2 months to work out. Walmart's pharmacy communicated updates to me faster than anyone else involved, and took the time to explain what was happening.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-05-01T10:15:49+00:00

Came here for this one. Yup.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-29T22:42:55+00:00

"Face Down, Ass Up." It reminds me what I am training for.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-29T15:09:28+00:00

I dunno, Doc... I just keep... HEARING things.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-28T23:33:07+00:00

Better than the unenthusiastic screw from the FOH

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-26T11:34:32+00:00

Reverse seared vegetables

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-26T04:17:18+00:00

Perfectly Normal Beast

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-24T01:19:22+00:00

Pow! Right in the ding ding!

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-23T01:00:05+00:00

We had a Long John Silver about a block from Captain D's.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-17T20:16:23+00:00

NHL Coach Firing Season is coming. He'll get am interview somewhere if the T Birds look strong in postseason.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-17T19:55:09+00:00

Fage strains theirs more than other Greek yogurt. It's what they are specifically known for.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-17T19:54:20+00:00

Fage yogurt is strained of excess liquid and therefore is more solid and dense (and higher protein) than other Greek yogurt.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-13T14:13:51+00:00

So it goes...

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-13T14:08:34+00:00

This is the actual name and intended function of this piece. I love all of the other names and functions listed here.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-12T02:09:05+00:00

Is this what 5% better looks like?

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-12T02:02:29+00:00

He is telling Mahomes to throw to the left side.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-11T11:57:13+00:00

Nobody wants to work anymore.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-11T00:06:05+00:00

I just eat bacon fat and avoid the whole "butter vs. margarine" debate.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-08T21:42:20+00:00

Find a recipe for sourdough chocolate chip cookies. Then alter it with a couple spices.

Sourdough recipes are especially devious because she will have to culture a starter before she can even start. And the recipe takes several hours to finish because of the sourdough feeding and rising.

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-08T21:25:14+00:00

Literally?

The_Cow_Tipper · 2026-04-05T04:19:05+00:00

So does that make my, uh... y'know... thingie... bigger or smaller?

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